Need.. a man

[Ekade]

Ekade is single and is in the market for a functional male.

Tall twileks preferred. (as time progesses.. anything will do)

Must be willing to overlook Ekade's unwillingness/inability to:
- Cook
- Clean
- Decorate
- Anything that can otherwise be described as "work"


In return you will get:
***EDITED***

Thank you.

[Seret Sajet]

/glues head-tails on Del'tar in his sleep

Got one for ya!

[Glacial]

I understand Twi'lek.. that's just natural.

Curious though, what's with the tall? You got something against the short guy?

*If it's not suitable for young ears, I'll take a smirk as a reply.*

[trasgo]

Hmmmm...

I know a Male Twi'lek who might be interested. He's a bit shy but I will see if he can get in contact with you, Ekade. He is very talented. He is an accomplished Master Dancer and Master Musician.

[Hashum]

But of course humans are excluded as always. I'm beginning to feel oppressed.

[Jaminos]

Dang you have to be a twi

[Jabe Adaks]

Somehow I don't believe it will take very long for Ekade to fill this "position".

Jabe

[Keer]

IT'S A TRAP !

(Someone had to say it! :lol: :lol: :lol: )

[Hashum]

IT'S A TRAP !

(Someone had to say it! :lol: :lol: :lol: )

Keer does raise an interesting point. Does anyone know what happened to Novall or E-Li? We may have a Black Widow on our hands.

[Ekade]

IT'S A TRAP !

(Someone had to say it! :lol: :lol: :lol: )

Keer does raise an interesting point. Does anyone know what happened to Novall or E-Li? We may have a Black Widow on our hands.

Ahh.. they only know about Novall and E-Li.. excellent.. eeeeeexcellent!!

[Ekade]

IT'S A TRAP !

(Someone had to say it! :lol: :lol: :lol: )

OMG.. That is going to have me laughing all day!!!!

*shakes fist*

*hands Keer the crown of "Best Reply to a Post Ever*

[Ekade]

Somehow I don't believe it will take very long for Ekade to fill this "position".

Jabe

Applicant #214 please step forward..


Ahh.. you have a looping macro that makes your hawtpants cycle colors.. that was very impressive.. last year.


Move along.


Next?

[Ekade]

I understand Twi'lek.. that's just natural.

Curious though, what's with the tall? You got something against the short guy?

*If it's not suitable for young ears, I'll take a smirk as a reply.*

A bothan musician once told me he has a two foot long tongue. I'm not sure what relevance this has to the current conversation.. just an FYI I guess.

[Ekade]

/glues head-tails on Del'tar in his sleep

Got one for ya!

*watches Seret enter the room*

*looks him up and down*

*flips her lekku over her shoulder, smiles and bats her lashes*



*sees Seret drag Deltar in with fale lekku*

*sighs, rolls her eyes, and resumes filing her nails*

[Seret Sajet]

Ok I'll bite. I'm overly curious as to why you're in the Market for a man, namely one that fits my description. Since the word "slave" was not used (Seret hates slavery) I'll take the bait.

Into the lion's den I go...