SWG Tales

Ok, I decided I can't keep this one in the vault anymore... Its too damn funny.

So its over a week ago at the first S&V night and this girl I know who has always been uber-flirty with me shows up. I won't name her, cause she'll never forgive me. So she is sitting in the far corner really quiet with some guy I don't know who is right by her. In the past, she only knows me as Jabe so she has no idea who I am as Coiyonite. So I decide to say hey...

I sent a simple "Hey whats up.." in /tell. Then... the ultimate mistell:

"**sucking your [edit]** oooohh uuummm yeah"

Then she was all embarrassed and pissed that I busted her out for cybering in the Lucky Despot. I ended up NOT telling her who I was, just because I thought it would be better that way. I did recommend group chat for future experiences...

Coiy

Nice and weird all at the same time. AWWW man Mental pictures are bad. Nightmares will ensue.

I think I know which chick you're talking about, maybe.

Is this the same one who's "boyfriend" came over and told you to back off, that she's yours?

You know the one...the one I said I was going to go talk to her boyfriend and /whisper to him that you two were cybering over there?

X'an Shin wrote:I think I know which chick you're talking about, maybe.

Is this the same one who's "boyfriend" came over and told you to back off, that she's yours?

You know the one...the one I said I was going to go talk to her boyfriend and /whisper to him that you two were cybering over there?

Seriously, it wasn't her, she was by herself most of the night. This one was tucked away in the corner to the left of the stage and was there the whole night.. I'd rather chance someone figuring who it is than blaming the wrong person.

Coiy

How could you NOT share that with us? Thats hilarious!

My favorite mistell made me look like an idiot.

First I should clarify Zannon is not some weird roleplayer. We razz each other out of character for weird things but they're never true. I don't want to paint him as a perv from this story.

On the first scum and villiany night I saw him all over the place talking to this person and that person and I decided to crack a joke. Now mind you I was already talking back and forth to him and Ekade amongst others.

I hit reply and MEANT to type "Zannon is gonna <Self-Edi> everyone in here tonight"

Instead I hit reply and left out the Zannon part. Because of all the chatting going on in Spatial I failed to notice Ekade had sent me a tell.

So instead I sent a tell to Ekade that said "is gonna <Self-Edi> everyone here tonight."

Now it looked like I was talking about her and normally I wouldn't even use that language towards her let along insult her like that. I felt like such a smuck trying to explain myself. Boy was my face red.

So in conclusion, I should never use /reply EVER!

I hate when your having a personal conversation and your chat tab is group or lok chat and you forget to type /tell. That's always fun to watch lok chat escpecially during RP events, when, a random "We will never give any ground in Noc" appears. But, as far as Coiyonite's goes, that was freaking hilarious.

Seret wrote:So in conclusion, I should never use /reply EVER!

I've pretty much just started using tells like mad. I need to get some aliases set up to make it go even easier.

I'm tired of RP replies that are SUPER LONG getting tell-sniped by friends sending me tells asking where I'm at.

Seret Sajet wrote:
First I should clarify Zannon is not some weird roleplayer. We razz each other out of character for weird things but they're never true. I don't want to paint him as a perv from this story.

You say that a little too often, Seret. *raises brow*

You know I don't approve of "wierd", "perverted", or "freaky" roleplay.


Now where is my master?... my slave collar needs a little tightening..

LMAO! Ekade never fails to amuse me! You are a very funny Chika!

Seret Sajet wrote: My favorite mistell made me look like an idiot.

On the first scum and villiany night I saw him all over the place talking to this person and that person and I decided to crack a joke. Now mind you I was already talking back and forth to him and Ekade amongst others.

I hit reply and MEANT to type "Zannon is gonna <Self-Edi> everyone in here tonight"

Instead I hit reply and left out the Zannon part. Because of all the chatting going on in Spatial I failed to notice Ekade had sent me a tell.

So instead I sent a tell to Ekade that said "is gonna <Self-Edi> everyone here tonight."

Now it looked like I was talking about her and normally I wouldn't even use that language towards her let along insult her like that. I felt like such a smuck trying to explain myself. Boy was my face red.

So in conclusion, I should never use /reply EVER!

The timing of this was also perfect.. I think I had just got done flirting with a spice dealer.. I walked past E-Li and blew in his ear.. on my way to start drinking with Keer in the bar.

Then I get a tell from Seret saying "is gonna BLEEP everone here tonight".

I assumed Seret meant to type "/r Ekade is gonna.." and he typed "/t Ekade is gonna.."

I think I was just as embarrased as he was.


Dont feel bad.. I once typed "/gu" instead of "/gc" before something that should really not be in "/gu" (/gu = guildchat). *MAJOR BLUSH WANT TO DIE* kind of embarassment.

Lok'i Vidaar wrote:LMAO! Ekade never fails to amuse me! You are a very funny Chika!

LOL.. you know.. that time I cracked myself up too.

The funny thing is I felt bad about making Zannon into Pervert Rodian so I wanted to make sure Ekade knew I was kidding.

Then the next day Ekade comes to town and see's Zannon's Dancer Cage complete with built-in shower. Didn't really back me up on that one.

Even funnier was when Ekade saw it and said "I know its a dancer's cage but what purpose does the shower serve?" Thats when we all knew Ekade was 100% woman. Only a woman would think "Why would men want to see wet dancers?"

I should also throw into that story the fact that, not long before Seret did that mistell, I was trying to get Ekade to wager me a kiss in a dice game...THAT is what made me look bad, because first I flirt with her, then Seret tells her that.

He he he, see why I had to clarify he wasn't a perv? You might of taken that "bet for a kiss" as "gimme some sugar, momma!"