SWG Tales

Zannon wrote:WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!

Party in my pants!!!

EVERYONE IS INVITED AND DON'T FORGET THE WHIP CREAM!!!!!!!

This is a regularly occurring RP event.

You are required to wear whip cream only... IC and OOC

The purpose of this event of rampant, overt, and possibly even grotesque sexual activity with the intent of offending prospective roleplayers and giving the roleplaying comminity as a whole a very very bad name.

Everyone thinks we are freaks anyways.. why not enjoy it... in Zannon's pants

Ekade this is appauling. I mean how can you, a respected player of this community, endorse this sort of trash? Its disgusting, immoral and downright morbid. I can't believe you would stoop soooo low.

Besides, everyone knows the party in Del'tar's pants is WAY better.

(pssst. better lock this one, its only going to get worse from here)

It can't be in Del'tar's pants!! There's no room in there...his balls are too huge.

Seret Sajet wrote: (pssst. better lock this one, its only going to get worse from here)

That's the idea...

We all come across as sensible and mature people a little too much.. enough with that.. lets explore the ALL WRONG!!! In Zannon's pants!!!

YEEEHA!


*Does the "Come on Jabe.. I know you want to lock this thread" dance*

*slaps her ass, looking over her shoulder giving a pouty look and winking*

Zannon wrote:It can't be in Del'tar's pants!! There's no room in there...his balls are too huge.

That's what we want to hear!!

Can we get rating system on this friggin forum? I'd 5-star THAT in a heartbeat.

I can provide droids that come equipped with the new Whip Cream Dispenser Module TM.

;)

I think it is time for Keer to ressurect his Twilek thigh ink business as well.

Zannon wrote:It can't be in Del'tar's pants!! There's no room in there...his balls are too huge.

And I heard they were made of brass too.

*Runs to Wall-Mart to get a Slip-n-Slide and 10 gallons of wesson oil*

Didn't realize that this was a PUBLIC forum. Since when did my nuts become an issue for public debate?

Del'tar Chagas wrote:Didn't realize that this was a PUBLIC forum. Since when did my nuts become an issue for public debate?

Dude, you know Zannon can't stop talking about them. He'd hang 'em from his rear view mirror if you didn't scream like a little girl every time he tried.

Alright Ekade, I'll give you carte blanche here. I declare this thread untouchable for 48 hours. Go nuts people. Crap now I'm talking about Del'tars stones!

Del'tar Chagas wrote:Didn't realize that this was a PUBLIC forum. Since when did my nuts become an issue for public debate?

Since... like now.

So... when it's winter..........

Besides... with the seriousness of the "Orgy" thread, we needed something fun to grab hold of.

Isleh wrote:Besides... with the seriousness of the "Orgy" thread, we needed something fun to grab hold of.

*winces*

ouch...

*shakes his can of whipped cream*

Sounds like my kind of thread...so who's first? :-D

*Vreese steps in and pushes her stuft shirt brother out of the way dawning hotpants and little else*

Seductively says, "Ok, your mission if you choose to accept it is to find the whip cream in the most inventive way possible!"

*Vreese winks and sprays the whip cream down her hotpants* ;)