SWG Tales

For all you people who live where it blooms, look for it. It's blooming and it's lovely. For all you people who aren't where it blooms...be jealous.

I don't even know what it is.

Jabe

This my friend is Wisteria

Another Southern treat: feeding your dog slightly congealed cheese grits. Priceless. They sit there licking for hours until you scrape the grits off the roofs of their mouths. Fun for everyone!

What we do out here in the pacific north west is feed seaguls alchazeler and watch them blow up as they try to fly away. Another thing we do is give beer to squirels and watch them try to climb trees.

Jaminos wrote:What we do out here in the pacific north west is feed seaguls alchazeler and watch them blow up as they try to fly away. Another thing we do is give beer to squirels and watch them try to climb trees.

What a model citizen!

I hear also out in the pacific north you hang people's pets for kicks. Then for chuckles, you go set someones house on fire, and then giggle while you watch it burn. Then if your feeling nutty, you drag women off the street into the back of your van and show them what a man you really are.

You are going to be a wonderful parent to jaminos Jaminos Jr.

A bit on the harsh side for Skorixor but I think what he's trying to say is he was a little bothered by that post, Jaminos. Quite a few folks here don't take kindly to confessions of animal cruelty. Think twice before professing your joy for murder in a public forum.

I think I'll throw a lock on this one before it gets out of hand.