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Samurai for Hire
PostedThu Apr 14, 2005 11:18 pm
by Dwilah
PostedThu Apr 14, 2005 11:43 pm
by Skorixor
my fav parts
He has seen countless instances of both armed and unarmed combat in locations as varied and remote as the mountains of Wyoming, the gulf shores of Texas, and in the bowels of some of the worst penal institutions that America has to offer. He readily admits to not having won every conflict he has ever been in, but as he puts it: " Oh I've been trounced, defeated and captured more times than I care to admit or even remember. I've been in and out of hospitals, jails, and mental institutions since I was fourteen years old. Of course, as far as I'm concerned, the only battles that really matter are the ones that are decided by who's still alive at the end. And not to put to fine a point on it, but uh, I'm not dead yet."
ooooh wyoming, texas, and jail....very exotic
and he gets his ass kicked a lot, but he aint dead!
I will say that he is a suprisingly good cook and great with kids.
when he's not in jail
Why are we doing this you might ask? Why are we auctioning Kung Fu Jim? For myself I can say that I honestly don't know. But when asked for his thoughts on the matter he said, " Basically because I'm bored."
ahhhh
PostedFri Apr 15, 2005 12:45 am
by Isleh
I've been in and out of hospitals, jails, and mental institutions since I was fourteen years old
I will say that he is a suprisingly good cook and great with kids.
I wonder how often liver and fava beans are on the menu at his house?
PostedFri Apr 15, 2005 2:27 am
by Weyune
Speaking of E bay people will try to sell just about anything. I came across this one mentioned on another forum I go to.
Apparently there is haunted Stitch plushie out there
Enjoy
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... eName=WDVW
PostedFri Apr 15, 2005 2:35 am
by Novall
I think i'll crap in a bag and auction it on ebay. I'm sure someone needs a bag of crap.
PostedFri Apr 15, 2005 12:26 pm
by Krusshyk
I could ALWAYS use more crap! Two dollars!
PostedFri Apr 15, 2005 12:48 pm
by Novall
Krusshyk wrote:I could ALWAYS use more crap! Two dollars!
Goes to show we dont give you enough crap already I guess.
*motions in a dumptruck full o' crap.
PostedFri Apr 15, 2005 3:07 pm
by X'an Shin
Novall wrote:I think i'll crap in a bag and auction it on ebay. I'm sure someone needs a bag of crap.
Dude. It's the internet. Already been done.
http://www.smellypoop.com/