Dumpster diving is fun!

[Krusshyk]

Don't you just love coming into the air conditioned office in the morning when it's 80 degrees outside? Yeah me too.

So it especially gives me the red ass when I have to go rooting around through our fucking dumpster to take out all of the garbage that some cock-sucking piece of shit put in it over the weekend.

This jag bag put 5 car tires, a screen door, a full sized wooden door (with a diamond shaped window still in it), about 15 2 x 8 planks, a handful of decorative molding, and a fucking folding table in our empty dumpster over the weekend. Oh, and a few bags full of normal household waste. Including rotten vegetables, eggs, take your pick.

In all seriousness, I would consider coming into work on sunday night and parking across the street so that when the fucker comes back (as he invariably does, because this happens EVERY summer), I can put a tire iron through his window. Maybe even knee cap him.

I would gladly pay for the damage to his window, but it would be nice to put the fear of god into him....if only for my own personal edification.

A few bucks for a window sounds like a pretty fair trade for the 3 hours I had to tromp through garbage because he put tires in our dumpster. Wouldn't you agree?

[Jaminos]

I should help you. A guy likes to dump all of his crap in ourdumpster and oh my lord is it some of the worst things in there. From used toilet paper to used condoms. I have to friggen tranfer it from our place to the city dump because some ass hole cannot dump his shit somewhere elles. I once found a bag in there that had his dead damn cat in it. I wish I knew who it was so I could Jam my size 13 foot up his ass! I get to do this once every two weeks. I wished I could camp up on the roof with a friggen Barret and wait for his ass to try and pull that crap again. But I have to follow the rules and be a good little troll and tranfer his shit for him every two weeks

[Novall]

Shoot him and burn the body. Nobody will ever know

[X'an Shin]

You don't work at my old Apartment complex, do you?

Because I'm VERY guilty of dumping garbage in their dumpsters on at least an annual basis. Now, I have an excuse:

A). I used to live there and didn't drop a ton of garbage off while we lived there, and
B). It's garbage dumpsters, so I'm actually not breaking any garbage codes by dumping more garbage into them.

But I can safely say I've never dumped garbage in a corporate dumpster. That's too low class even for me. ;)

[Isleh]

Don't you just love coming into the air conditioned office in the morning when it's 80 degrees outside? Yeah me too.

So it especially gives me the red ass when I have to go rooting around through our fucking dumpster to take out all of the garbage that some cock-sucking piece of shit put in it over the weekend.

This jag bag put 5 car tires, a screen door, a full sized wooden door (with a diamond shaped window still in it), about 15 2 x 8 planks, a handful of decorative molding, and a fucking folding table in our empty dumpster over the weekend. Oh, and a few bags full of normal household waste. Including rotten vegetables, eggs, take your pick.

In all seriousness, I would consider coming into work on sunday night and parking across the street so that when the fucker comes back (as he invariably does, because this happens EVERY summer), I can put a tire iron through his window. Maybe even knee cap him.

I would gladly pay for the damage to his window, but it would be nice to put the fear of god into him....if only for my own personal edification.

A few bucks for a window sounds like a pretty fair trade for the 3 hours I had to tromp through garbage because he put tires in our dumpster. Wouldn't you agree?

Any bills with a name in said garbage. You know... bank statements with account numbers?

[Krusshyk]

Actually we checked the trash for bills and such...the cop even offered to help us out...fine fellow. We found nothing. Just more stinky trash.