Ronald McJock?

[Keer]

Because it didn't quite qualify for "The Stupid Shit Thread"....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050607/us_ ... _ronald_dc

Why don't they just have a UFC match between Ronald and Jared of Subway? That would settle it once and for all.

[Keer]

Oh, and box of McDonald Land cookies says the clown gets Jared to tap out within 4 minutes.

[MrDooo]

$100 on the clown.

[Illbleed]

As if Ronald McDonald is not scary enough what with the exaggerated facial expressions and his unusual gathering of friends

(Obsessive-Compulsive ie see Hamburgler)
(Mentally Challenged--Grimace)

Now he can kick your ass too!

[X'an Shin]

Dude that's not even a fair fight. Jared is obviously a total wimp, but the clown's a lightweight, so it could be interesting and go all the way to a 9 round slapfest.

But seriously, that skinny clown in candy-cane tights and clown-boots? No, I'm supposed to look at that and think "athletic?"

Hooookaaaayyyyyy.....

[Skorixor]

Dude that's not even a fair fight. Jared is obviously a total wimp, but the clown's a lightweight, so it could be interesting and go all the way to a 9 round slapfest.

But seriously, that skinny clown in candy-cane tights and clown-boots? No, I'm supposed to look at that and think "athletic?"

Hooookaaaayyyyyy.....

you don't need to be athletic if you can shove that giant shoe up jared's ass

[X'an Shin]

you don't need to be athletic if you can shove that giant shoe up jared's ass

You do if you're hoping to fit a size 23 (hello, clown shoe) up there. That takes some effort.

[warsloth]

Next thing you know Joe Camel will make a comeback, and start fighting crime alongside the ninjaturtles, and helping that Truth organization.

I think Jarred might have some flappy skin left, and look really nerdy, but I think he could unleash some rage. Im conflicted. Ronalds special move is probably.... oh, the "molestation" or the "bad touch"
Clowns bother me.

[Illbleed]

Clowns bother me.

I'm in total agreement, man. I wouldn't say I'm deathly afraid of them, I just dislike them.

Alot.

[Kyanus]

I'm in total agreement, man. I wouldn't say I'm deathly afraid of them, I just dislike them.

Alot.

Oh yeah, clowns are just...they all need to go away. Let's leave it at that.