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Now how bout them apples?

Coiy

Dude, that stuff is the SHIZ.

It's better than Stormtrooper armor.

Nanotechnology that becomes rigid when it senses incoming bullets? Artificial muscles built into the suit?

Having soldiers fitted with cybertechnology so that they can have large support weapons mounted directly to them in the field?

Oh my god, it's delicious.

Psht. Where's the feathers? Where's the giant horns? You call this armor?

Yeah, every year or so, they have this expo. I was a runner for a congressman one summer, and saw something like this. The armor had a built in muscular system, so the person inside could lift things multiple times their own body weight. Out of everything there was on the suit, that was the one thing that actually worked at the time.

Sounds more like the beginnings of battle mechs than stormtroopers.

Gaaralow wrote:Psht. Where's the feathers? Where's the giant horns? You call this armor?

ROFL.

Kinda looks familiar...

"We're gonna go in there and we're gonna conquer and we're gonna take some. We are going to get some!"

-Sergeant Apone of the movie Aliens

coiyonite wrote: Now how bout them apples?

X'an Shin wrote: Nanotechnology that becomes rigid when it senses incoming bullets? Artificial muscles built into the suit?

Having soldiers fitted with cybertechnology so that they can have large support weapons mounted directly to them in the field?

Don't be too proud of this technological terror they've constructed. The ability to download porn while on patrol is nothing compared to the power of Jedi Mind Tricks on a wedding bridesmaid.

Smug Druggler wrote:Kinda looks familiar...

"We're gonna go in there and we're gonna conquer and we're gonna take some. We are going to get some!"

-Sergeant Apone of the movie Aliens

So who's going to be the first to say, "How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"

Seret Sajet wrote:

Smug Druggler wrote:Kinda looks familiar...

"We're gonna go in there and we're gonna conquer and we're gonna take some. We are going to get some!"

-Sergeant Apone of the movie Aliens

So who's going to be the first to say, "How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"

Dude, it's more like "How do I get IN this chickenshit outfit?!"

Smug Druggler wrote:
Don't be too proud of this technological terror they've constructed. The ability to download porn while on patrol is nothing compared to the power of Jedi Mind Tricks on a wedding bridesmaid.

LOL.. what is the allure of the wedding bridesmaid anyways? Is it the ever popular "wedding bridesmaid up-do"?

Ekade wrote:

Smug Druggler wrote:
Don't be too proud of this technological terror they've constructed. The ability to download porn while on patrol is nothing compared to the power of Jedi Mind Tricks on a wedding bridesmaid.

LOL.. what is the allure of the wedding bridesmaid anyways? Is it the ever popular "wedding bridesmaid up-do"?

Because they're not the bride but they are jealous of her.

Ekade wrote:LOL.. what is the allure of the wedding bridesmaid anyways? Is it the ever popular "wedding bridesmaid up-do"?

Usually they're drunk, horny and jealous of the bride... Plus girls with their hair worn up are just 10x hotter. The neck line is just the first of the many appreciated female curves and they are all too often hidden.

Coiy

Ekade wrote:LOL.. what is the allure of the wedding bridesmaid anyways? Is it the ever popular "wedding bridesmaid up-do"?

I'm not quite sure what the "wedding bridesmaid up-do" is, but I can tell you this. They're usually "easier" targets because they've been drinking and they don't have any attention focused on them. That day is all about the bride, and one thing I've come to learn about women in my time is that they'll do almost anything for attention.

LOL.. I see.. so the answer I am hearing is... "easy prey".