first off, montreal still sucks ass, just like I've said before...canadians who think they are french, so they are snobby and elitist and smelly...fun mix
second point, do not ever try "montreal's famous smoked meat sandwich." I should have gotten a clue when they don't tell you what kind of meat it is...couldn't finish it or get the taste out of my mouth, not to mention the burp aftertaste...
so I then went to the mall next door to the hotel...80% of the mall was women's clothing, and women's shoes (oh boy!)..in fact there was a shoe store called "Yellow," but the store wasn't yellow, and they didn't carry anything yellow...
so here's the only good part of the trip, on the night before this when we arrived late (about 1130pm thurs night) I get to the room and start flipping channels, most of which are in french...simpsons just isn't as funny in french...so anyway it's flip, flip, flip, flip, flip the channel...flip flip flip flip WAIT WTF IS THAT, flip back, flip back, and there's a girl masturbating showing all her glory on a regular broadcast channel (like nbc or cbs here)...
so I go "awwww yeah, free porn", and then it switches to an infomercial for an ab cruncher...WTF??!?...so I start unpacking my stuff, and after a few minutes it switches back to girl again!!! apparently late night infomercials go like this...4 minutes of stupid product you'll never buy, 2 minutes of slow motion porn to keep you tuned to the channel, 4 minutes garbage, 2 mins of girl on girl action...repeat for an hour...I was lmao
so people sucked
mall sucked
food sucked
free porn infomercials
