How will your character die is SWG?

[Zannon]

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[Dwilah]

"The Empire is pleased to announce the eradication of the notorious rebel Dwilah Thi'nel, who 10 days ago was callously shot with a blaster at point blank range by General Grievous. This incident occurred in a shipyard on the planet Alderaan. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Quick! Make the jump to hyperspace!" just before expiring. Dwilah Thi'nel was reportedly accompanied by a bearded jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will redecorate his office."

[X'an Shin]

When random phrase generators go bad:

The Empire is pleased to announce the demise of the notorious rebel X'an Shin, who 8 days ago was ruthlessly blown from the sky by Darth Malak. This incident occurred in an arid desert on the planet Mon Calamari. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Let's blow this thing and go home!" just before expiring. X'an Shin was reportedly accompanied by several jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will torture some people with an interrogation droid.

Um, what?

[Skorixor]

The Empire is pleased to announce the death of the notorious rebel Skorixor, who 5 days ago was helplessly trampled with an AT-AT by Janga Fett. This incident occurred in a shipyard on the planet Onderon. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Let's blow this thing and go home!" just before expiring. Skorixor was reportedly accompanied by a Mon Calamari captain who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will torture some people with an interrogation droid.

ok, that's cool, trampled by an at-at driven by a dead guy...I can handle that...

But then my pal Mess'tar Dooo, instead of pushing me out of the way of the at-at's feet, let's me get squished and then runs away....thanks motherfucker!!!

[Jabe Adaks]

I already killed Jabe and Coiyonite both at least one time each. I don't think I need to post mine.

Jabe

[Jabe Adaks]

Oh fuck it... this is about as funny as X'an's...

The Empire is pleased to announce the death of the notorious rebel Jabe Adaks, who 2 days ago was brutally killed in a lightsaber duel by Emperor Palpatine. This incident occurred in an arid desert on the planet Hoth. The deceased was reported to have shouted "That's what I get for using the Force!" just before expiring. Jabe Adaks was reportedly accompanied by a young padawan who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will declare himself the baddest dude in the galaxy.

Jabe

[KirtViza]

The Empire is pleased to announce the termination of the notorious rebel Kirt Viza, who 10 days ago was ruthlessly shot with a blaster at point blank range by Jabba the Hutt. This incident occurred in a stinky swamp on the planet Bespin. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Jub jub!" just before expiring. Kirt Viza was reportedly accompanied by a beat-up astromech droid who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will destroy a small planet.


Wheres the swamp again?

[Sai'nu]

The Empire is pleased to announce the annihilation of the notorious rebel Vreese Sai'nu , who 6 days ago was viciously cut in half by IG-88. This incident occurred in an arid desert on the planet Telos. The deceased was reported to have shouted "That was no laserblast - something hit us." just before expiring. Vreese Sai'nu was reportedly accompanied by several jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will feed someone to something.

[Sai'nu]

The Empire is pleased to announce the annihilation of the notorious rebel Batak Sai'nu, who 3 days ago was helplessly disintegrated with a thermal detonator by IG-88. This incident occurred in a spaceport on the planet Onderon. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Let go of your anger!" just before expiring. Batak Sai'nu was reportedly accompanied by a beat-up astromech droid who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will throw a parade.


It seems the Jedi twin Sai'nus are not liked by IG-88 nor the Emperor very much... figures.

[Sai'nu]

I couldn't resist... So, I entered some for some of my fellow Templites as well... So, here ya have the fate of Templ, as we know it:

The Empire is pleased to announce the expiration of the notorious rebel Ekade, who 2 days ago was callously killed in a lightsaber duel by a probe droid. This incident occurred in a backwater spaceport on the planet Dagoba. The deceased was reported to have shouted "This one's for Jar-Jar!" just before expiring. Ekade was reportedly accompanied by an underage princess in a white exercise suit who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will sing the imperial anthem.


The Empire is pleased to announce the termination of the notorious rebel Isleh-lin Mott, who 9 days ago was murderously frozen in carbonite by an anonymous Sith Lord. This incident occurred in a rebel outpost on the planet Mon Calamari. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I'm coming, Ben!" just before expiring. Isleh-lin Mott was reportedly accompanied by several jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will declare himself the baddest dude in the galaxy.

The Empire is pleased to announce the destruction of the notorious rebel Weyune, who 8 days ago was savagely swayed to the Dark Side by an assassin droid. This incident occurred in a spaceport on the planet Dantooine. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Yoda lives!" just before expiring. Weyune was reportedly accompanied by several Ewoks who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will declare himself the baddest dude in the galaxy.

The Empire is pleased to announce the annihilation of the notorious rebel Bellissima, who 9 days ago was ruthlessly choked to death with the Force by a squad of stormtroopers. This incident occurred in a secret rebel base on the planet Onderon. The deceased was reported to have shouted "One thing's for sure - we're all gonna be a lot thinner!" just before expiring. Bellissima was reportedly accompanied by a woman with two danishes on the side of her head who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will take a day off for golf with the admirals.

The Empire is pleased to announce the extermination of the notorious rebel Wild, who 10 days ago was absolutely cut in half by Boba Fett. This incident occurred in a moisture farm on the planet Naboo. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I hope the old man got that tractor beam out of commission or this is gonna be a real short trip!" just before expiring. Wild was reportedly accompanied by a young padawan who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will take a day off for golf with the admirals.

I just 'love' some of these!

[Illbleed]

The Empire is pleased to announce the expiration of the notorious rebel Illbleed, who 2 days ago was viciously shot with a blaster at point blank range by Prince Xizor. This incident occurred in an arid desert on the planet Onderon. The deceased was reported to have shouted "No! It's o.k., I got it!" just before expiring. Illbleed was reportedly accompanied by an elderly reclusive uncle who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will destroy a small planet.

[E-bo Obi]

The Empire is pleased to announce the extermination of the notorious rebel E-bo Obi, who 6 days ago was helplessly blown from the sky by a tusken raider. This incident occurred in an Imperial shipyard on the planet Telos. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever." just before expiring. E-bo Obi was reportedly accompanied by a young padawan who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will destroy a small planet.

[Sai'nu]

... accompanied by a young padawan who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will destroy a small planet.

I swear, it wasn't Vreese!

[Ekade]

The Empire is pleased to announce the expiration of the notorious rebel Ekade, who 5 days ago was ruthlessly frozen in carbonite by Janga Fett. This incident occurred in an arid desert on the planet Naboo. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Let's get out of here!" just before expiring. Ekade was reportedly accompanied by an elderly reclusive uncle who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will torture some people with an interrogation droid.

[Isleh]

The Empire is pleased to announce the annihilation of the notorious rebel Isleh-lin Mott, who 6 days ago was ruthlessly blown from the sky by a Rancor. This incident occurred in an Imperial detention center on the planet Naboo. The deceased was reported to have shouted "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine." just before expiring. Isleh-lin Mott was reportedly accompanied by several jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will feed someone to something.