SWG Tales

Muahahah just kidding, Found out today from the Army im on call to sign my contract befor the end of the physical year. Need a wife To take care of me,feed me, clean the house and be ok with me spending time on SWG.

Well congrats, Kirt. I think it's Fiscal year though, meaning end of Sept. We're a military couple too so I've learned as a military wife.

As for your search, if you go off post to bars or dance clubs or maybe even a church, I'm sure you'll find there are those interested in a military husband. Be careful though because there can be some real stories there. I have a girlfriend at work and she's dating two GIs, both now deployed to the Middle East and she's really kind of using at least one of them. But they both know that she is I guess, so it's not like she's deceiving them I guess... And she keeps looking for the single officer who she can grab. So you just watch yourself and make sure you know what you're getting into.

Kirt, you told me you were going to marry your best friend's mom. What happened to that plan?

Jabe

HAHAAHAHA omg, Yea I decided not to. Long story short in all reality I want to marry for love as corny as it sounds. and the post is more of a joke as to My happiness for about to sign my contract.

My wife is taken Grrr /gaurd /readyshotgun.

Well theres always that quickie in the shower with the other grunts, we won't ask, just make sure you dun tell!!!

Hehe j/k bro

Jaminos wrote:My wife is taken Grrr /gaurd /readyshotgun.

I think everyone's wife is taken.. Thats what I heard.

Jabe

KirtViza wrote:Muahahah just kidding, Found out today from the Army im on call to sign my contract befor the end of the physical year. Need a wife To take care of me,feed me, clean the house and be ok with me spending time on SWG.

....Sugestion.... Mail order wife?

Perhaps since you are so focused on mmo's you should consider some sort of virtual wife. Until then you could get a reminder program that you can't turn-off.

Ooma wrote:Until then you could get a reminder program that you can't turn-off.

Isn't this what a wife is.. technically?

"Yes dear, I'll take care of it."

Jabe

You can have mine, but I would highly suggest keeping her muzzled until such time her mouth was really needed.

Shensen wrote:You can have mine, but I would highly suggest keeping her muzzled until such time her mouth was really needed.

Um isnt one of the wedding gifts from most fathers to son's a muzzle?

why dont you just buy a mail order bride?

alexandria nexus wrote:buy

I think that is the biggest issue.