Wizard Top Ten 2

[Jerrel]

Top 10 ways "Star Wars" kicks ass over "Star Trek"

10. In Star Wars every planet they go to is cool and has neat aliens. In Star Trek every planet looks like a blue-screen backlot and all the aliens are extras Gene Roddenberry slept with.

9. No lame-ass "Prime Directive" stopping you from whipping ass.

8. When ships get hit in Star Wars, everyone rolls in the same direction

7. Stormtroopers may not be able to hit the broad side of a barn, but they're still alot more threatening than a spacefaring Abraham Lincoln.

6. In Star Wars all chicks are fair game. Heck, even your sister.

5. Han Solo never had to degrade himself by shooting a baggy-suited reptillian alien with a hollow log and some charcoal.

4. You can safely wear a red shirt in Star Wars.

3. Luke Skywalker could kick Wesley Crusher's ass with one hand tied behind his back. Hell, Luke's cut-off hand could kick Wesley's ass with nitself tied behind its back.

2. Kirk would have just used the force to "get some."

1. Roddenberry=dead. Lucas=genius.

From the pages of Wizard issue 62

[Jabe Adaks]

Apples and Oranges...

Jabe

[Jerrel]

Apples and Oranges...

Jabe

/shrug

just sharing some funny stuff from Wizard

[X'an Shin]

Apples and Oranges...

Jabe

Agreed. Even further:

Film vs. TV

or

Mid 1960s vs. Late 1970s to Early 1980s.

[Isleh]

Apples and Oranges...

Jabe

Agreed. Even further:

Film vs. TV

or

Mid 1960s vs. Late 1970s to Early 1980s.

I definatly saw a Wesley Crusher in the comparrison and there were Star Trek movies too.

I mean, they are all good points... then up from the murky depths rises Jar-Jar Binks to crush this list.

I mean, if Lucus wanted to throw comedy into episode 3, Jar Jar should have gone to Mustafar with Ben. Then, have him fall into the Lava. That would have made me smile.

[Skorixor]

/yawns

[Jaminos]

Be ever mindful my young friend for these words could cause much flaming from a trek fan. Tough I do have one to have to your list.

11. Aliens in star wars look alot better then the aliens in stark Trek who add a glob of prostetic that looks like someone extented their forhead three inches and painted it brown with yellow dots.

[Skorixor]

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[Jaminos]

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Sorry looked smaller on the webspace I will crop it down.

[Zannon]

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Sorry looked smaller on the webspace I will crop it down.

Thankee

[Jaminos]

Np a simple accident that is rare to happen by me. I should have been looking at the size it said by properties instead of my minds eye.

Human error

[X'an Shin]

Apples and Oranges...

Jabe

Agreed. Even further:

Film vs. TV

or

Mid 1960s vs. Late 1970s to Early 1980s.

I definatly saw a Wesley Crusher in the comparrison and there were Star Trek movies too.

...

You mean this one?

3. Luke Skywalker could kick Wesley Crusher's ass with one hand tied behind his back. Hell, Luke's cut-off hand could kick Wesley's ass with nitself tied behind its back.

Not to don my nerd hat here or anything, but all this proves is that the idiot at Wizard who threw this list together actually DOESN'T WATCH STAR TREK.

Because Wesley? Could possibly wish Luke Skywalker out of existence. I believe towards the end of the show they hint that he could be more powerful than the Q, that he is the next stage in human evolution or something. I guess whoever typed up that list just stopped watching ST:TNG like after season 4 or whatever.

[Jaminos]

Agreed. Even further:

Film vs. TV

or

Mid 1960s vs. Late 1970s to Early 1980s.

I definatly saw a Wesley Crusher in the comparrison and there were Star Trek movies too.

...

You mean this one?

3. Luke Skywalker could kick Wesley Crusher's ass with one hand tied behind his back. Hell, Luke's cut-off hand could kick Wesley's ass with nitself tied behind its back.

Not to don my nerd hat here or anything, but all this proves is that the idiot at Wizard who threw this list together actually DOESN'T WATCH STAR TREK.

Because Wesley? Could possibly wish Luke Skywalker out of existence. I believe towards the end of the show they hint that he could be more powerful than the Q, that he is the next stage in human evolution or something. I guess whoever typed up that list just stopped watching ST:TNG like after season 4 or whatever.

Yes but there is the possability the force could stop such things from happening. Besides I hardly watched Star Trek I liked next generation but I only remember a handful of episodes for I was still young when they were out.

[Hashum]

Sorry don't know what it is but I just hate ST. Maybe it's the endless sequels, maybe it's seeing Capt. Kirk go for every alien woman he can find, I don't know.

So I completely agree with the list. Han and Luke could take names.

[Jerrel]

See what some of you dont seem to really get is that this hole list is for hummor. The Wizard top 10 list has never been serrious. I this list they take one of the staffers who likes SW more than ST make up a humorous list of why SW is better than ST thats all. In a previous issue (60 I think) they had a gut you like ST more than SW make up his own list. I dont have a coppy of the issue hence why it hasn't been posted.