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Confused about your sexuality?Here's an easy way to find out
PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 1:56 am
by Skorixor
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 1600896164
Mostly Straight
You scored 34 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)
You are mainly heterosexual, but you have a few homosexual qualities. You much prefer the opposite sex, but you have a mild interest in the same sex. If you disapprove of homosexuality, it is likely that you act overly straight to deny your slight gay tendencies. If you are comfortable with your sexuality, you might be up for experimenting with members of the same sex if given the opportunity. If you are sexually inexperienced, you could shift on the spectrum at a later time depending on whether you have sexual encounters with the same sex and whether or not you like those encounters.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 41% on Orientation
Boy do I feel better now!

PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 2:41 am
by MrDooo
36, same text as Skor.
I mean I scored a 52! Yeah!
PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 3:18 am
by Zannon
37...which I don't get because I have fingered both Dooo and Skor.
I don't get it.
PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 3:35 am
by Jaminos
39
PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 4:23 am
by Sai'nu
Mostly Straight
You scored 33 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)
You are mainly heterosexual, but you have a few homosexual qualities. You much prefer the opposite sex, but you have a mild interest in the same sex. If you disapprove of homosexuality, it is likely that you act overly straight to deny your slight gay tendencies. If you are comfortable with your sexuality, you might be up for experimenting with members of the same sex if given the opportunity. If you are sexually inexperienced, you could shift on the spectrum at a later time depending on whether you have sexual encounters with the same sex and whether or not you like those encounters.
See, told ya Batty was mostly straight!

PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 5:16 am
by X'an Shin
40, Straight
As of right now, you are interested in the opposite sex. You have very little to no sexual interest in the same sex. If you are sexually inexperienced at this point, it is possible that you have latent homosexual tendencies that you have not yet discovered.
I bet if you get 52, it's like
52, Overcompensating Ultra Jock Homosexual
You obviously lied on all of the answers because you were afraid we'd figure out you really crave the dong and are trying to hide your lust for the man meat. You are more gay than the dude who just scored -52. Way to go, champ. There is no point in denying it, just take your shirt off and head down to the local gay bar and get it over with.
PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 5:26 am
by Dwilah
22, straight preference. Ooohoo.
PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 5:48 am
by Skorixor
Man, I KNEW all the butt-slapping questions were going to bring down my score!

PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 6:12 am
by Sai'nu
Skorixor wrote:Man, I KNEW all the butt-slapping questions were going to bring down my score!

You too, huh? And our coaches always said it was for good luck; guess they failed to tell us what kind.

PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 6:19 am
by Oeree
33..
PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 12:38 pm
by E-bo Obi
Funny story related to the butt-slapping contests
Now I am not here in a military capacity. But I do remember all the jokes that we played on each other when I was in the Army. It seems little has changed. I still see grown men trying to hit each other in the genitalia. I still see them come up behind someone, slap their ass REALLY hard and tell them, "Good Game."
As much humor as I find in watching this I am now glad that involvement is limited to spectator. OOHHHH... Forgot about the purple nurples. Yeah. I scored a 38. had to be the butt slapping ones that got me too.
Although in high school when someone would slap my ass after a good play I would get a little freaked.
PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 12:52 pm
by Krusshyk
30. Mostly Straight.
Weird. I totally thought I would be more gay than that.
PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 1:02 pm
by E-bo Obi
Krusshyk wrote:30. Mostly Straight.
Weird. I totally thought I would be more gay than that.
Me too.
PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 4:06 pm
by Dwilah
Wait, is this real life experience or online??
PostedWed Sep 21, 2005 4:22 pm
by E-bo Obi
I would certainly hope this is real life experience. I mean what you do ingame is just that, a game. I mean would you consider phone sex to be equal to oral sex? I certainly don't.