The Bastards Went and Killed Rudolph...

[Zannon]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050929/ap_ ... ompensated

[Hashum]

How's he going to find his way without that nose now?

[E-bo Obi]

Wonder if he ate it. I loves me some venison.

[Jaminos]

Nah the airforce replaced rudolf with a Raptor and now santa is very happy. He can get from one point in the world to another in half the time and he now gets a payload of presents instead of a huge bag he has to get into with a bunker buster type guidence system for shooting down chimneys.

[Keer]

"Your Reindeer will spaz before you reach the first marker."

Santa: "Then I'll see you in court!"

[Ekade]

Well, now they are back to a nice even 8... so you can have a good 4 on 4 reindeer game without having to worry about that whiney freak wanting to play too.

Let's just hope it is not foggy on Christmas Eve.

[warsloth]

"We got a letter from Santa complaining about his reindeer's death and looked into it seriously," said air force spokesman, Capt. Morten Jensen.


uh... took it seriously???
ok

So other people's tax dollars are paying for some old yokel's dead livestock. If someone down the road loses a cow to an accidental J-dam misfire, I sure as hell don't expect to foot the bill.

On that subject, I met a jackass today that recieves a SSI check because he OD'ed on drugs.
He's my age and he gets our tax money for being stupid.

[xyryn]

I liked the story on sandcastles, too. 8-)

And what do you expect, Whar? That's Oregon.

[E-bo Obi]

Um, this story happened in Denmark. And if it hadn't had a heart attack it would have probably run into a van.