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So.... do we call this a Hairball or a Fast Hairball?

Wow! Awesome!

Amended Major League Rules for wookiee Pitchers


- The Catcher better be a Rancor.

- Given up 12 runs in one inning he's still on the mound. It's not wise to relieve a wookiee. Human pitchers don't rip the coaches head clean off when they're relieved.

- Do not bunt.

- If you are still alive after being hit by a pitch, DO NOT rush the mound.

What is the ultimate baseball team built with Star Wars Characters?

Discuss..

Unusual muscle development...

Increased hair growth...

Yeah, I'm thinking that's Randy Johnson....

AFTER STEROIDS.

The "Crazy Big Unit".

Ekade wrote:What is the ultimate baseball team built with Star Wars Characters?

Discuss..

I can gaurantee one thing... NO Jedi! They'd strike out using their sabers and slicing the ball in two.

Sai'nu wrote:

Ekade wrote:What is the ultimate baseball team built with Star Wars Characters?

Discuss..

I can gaurantee one thing... NO Jedi! They'd strike out using their sabers and slicing the ball in two.

I dunno.. You would not want to face Yoda on the mound. He'd make you look stooooopid.


Who would be a better pitcher.. Yoda or Bugs Bunny? Discuss...

Keer wrote:Amended Major League Rules for wookiee Pitchers


- The Catcher better be a Rancor.

- Given up 12 runs in one inning he's still on the mound. It's not wise to relieve a wookiee. Human pitchers don't rip the coaches head clean off when they're relieved.

- Do not bunt.

- If you are still alive after being hit by a pitch, DO NOT rush the mound.

ROFLMAO, the second and fourth are the best!

Ekade

1. Emperor (1B) Doesn't have to move around and he can use the Force if a throw gets by him.
2. Vader (P) He's getting old himself but still has a good OBP, Plus he's the Randy Johnson on the Mound.
3. Han Solo (3B) He's got a good arm and he's quick with the bat, drives those slow runners in.
4. Luke Skywalker (CF) He's in the best shape, uses the Force to get a read on those fastballs and takes them deep. Good fielding range as well.
5. Chewie (LF) grabs those long balls robbing the opposing team. Plus he's good with a stick.
6. Obi-Wan (SS) Bad field range, and batting is going down hill but he's the Derek Jeter leader this team needs.
7. Yoda (C) He's short, doesn't have to squat so it's easy on his knee's. Plus he takes lot of walks. Actually after reconsidering I say he's the need leadoff batter and the Emperor drops to 7.
8. Leia (2B) She's got spark got to give her that. needs to work on her Mechanics though.
9. RD-D2 (RF) This guy will rob the batter of a homer every game. His base running is terrible but he draws a few walks.

Sorry changed my mind on a few as I was going but that looks like a pretty well rounded team to me.

I can't believe you found that pic...it's me from my younger days. Used to play a little college ball at the College of Kasshyyk. Most of my classmates from CoK got subjugated, of course...but it was some fun times.

Them's my glory days.

Krusshyk wrote:I can't believe you found that pic...it's me from my younger days. Used to play a little college ball at the College of Kasshyyk. Most of my classmates from CoK got subjugated, of course...but it was some fun times.

Them's my glory days.

Hah...! XD

Krusshyk wrote:I can't believe you found that pic...it's me from my younger days. Used to play a little college ball at the College of Kasshyyk. Most of my classmates from CoK got subjugated, of course...but it was some fun times.

Them's my glory days.

Looks like your pitching with your eye's closed

Who knew Chewie was a lefty? And all this time he shoots from the hip with his right hand. Huh. Furry, AND ambidextrous.

Also, Yoda or Bugs Bunny on the mound? Please.

Bugs Bunny for the win. (He plays all positions, natch.)

Dwilah wrote:

One word:Whoa....



Wookies that can pitch... Think... Lowbacca please.... (read some books and find out about that wookiee, hint Chewie had a family)