Funny Signature Sayings....

[Sai'nu]

Here's one my brother sent me I had to laugh at...


Saw this in someone's sig somewhere and cannot help but propagate the
gospel:


Microsoft:
A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch
to an
eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit
microprocessor
which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of
competition. -LW

[Keer]

Interesting take...and weird coincidence. I was just reading not 15 minutes ago about the rise of Microsoft in a book. The 50 Best (and Worst) Business Deals of All Time. ISBN 156414-4771

16 bits for $50,000 into $90 billion and counting over 25 years.

[Jabe Adaks]

I can't stand people who try to be humorous in their sig file. I mean come on.

Jabe

[snado]

/cough
look at your sig jabe, if thats not supposed to be humerous, that must have... Eh shutting trap before i get into trouble

[Jerrel]

Some sayings that would be funny and are short enough for sigs, well except the last one.

If at first you don't succeed then Sky diving is not for you.

When being chaced by a hungry preditor all one needs to do is not out run the preditor but out run one's friend.

Its gona blow! RUN!!!!!!!











No keep going, bigger bang!!!!!!

[X'an Shin]

Interesting take...and weird coincidence. I was just reading not 15 minutes ago about the rise of Microsoft in a book. The 50 Best (and Worst) Business Deals of All Time. ISBN 156414-4771

16 bits for $50,000 into $90 billion and counting over 25 years.

Please Keer, don't hurt 'em.

(LOVE the Avatar. Made me el oh el).

[snado]

Speaking of avatars... how do i edit em so i can fit a screenshot of my charecter for my avatar O.o

[warsloth]

If at first you dont succeed... my friend has a shirt with that on it.

Sigs are a fickle mistress.

one liners make good sigs, that or phrases that are disturbing... like:

Baby Sandwich

[Dwilah]

Some dumbass senior class at my university paid money to have a big rocked engraved with the words,

"Something profound."
-Someone Wise

and it's sitting in one of our garden quads. It irritates the crap out of me. Every time I see it, I want to say, dudes. You paid how much for that? Couldn't you think of some OTHER kind of wittyass legacy to leave behind that's better than that?

[Jabe Adaks]

"Something profound."
-Someone Wise

and it's sitting in one of our garden quads. It irritates the crap out of me. Every time I see it, I want to say, dudes. You paid how much for that? Couldn't you think of some OTHER kind of wittyass legacy to leave behind that's better than that?

That is totally lame, I can't believe more then one person was involved in that.

Jabe

[Sai'nu]

May the Force be with you.....

[Sai'nu]

May the Force be with you.....

Funny because of how simple it is and how much money it's made....

[Ekade]

The one that always tickled me the most:

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
(Anything said in Latin sounds profound.)

[warsloth]

My favorite (was my sig on a forum once)

"A single death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic." -Joseph Stalin
(any OFP player knows that one!)


Here's one that's just wrong: "George Lucas is forbidden." -Hitler

That person's sig lasted all of 2 seconds

[Cryil]

Baby Sandwich

Im sorry..but that is just amazingly funny...