is there a real life preist in the house?

[snado]

i think im gonna need one in a while

[Jabe Adaks]

i think im gonna need one in a while

??????

I'm going to give this thread trhe benefit of the doubt for now that this doesn't violate the polotics and religion rule on the board.

Jabe

[Aarcl Sheva]

depends on what you need a priest for but i am a reverend granted not well known by many here and also granted it is an internet ordination but i am legal every were but vegas so depending on what you need a priest for i might be available Sainu is a verifiable reference for proving my i do belong to a church and the likes. so holler at me if really needed services are most of the time free.

[E-bo Obi]

Oh yeah. I am a reverand with the ULC too. I can do the last rites thingy for ya. I just have to remember the words. Oh and if you want me to perform a wedding ceremony gotta let me know the state so I can get my ticket punched to hitch people there.

[Sai'nu]

/giggles

Omg! This one is loaded!

[Skorixor]

[snado]

reverands are good, wanna know why i need a priest? I NEED A EXORCISM FOR A FRIEND!!! he looks kinda like that picture skor put up, i just need the exorcism 101 class, or exorcsim for dummies, this guy i know is a absolute freak, so right here i am completly wanting a professionals instructions on what to do here... oh and is challenging a demon to a fight a good idea?

[Skorixor]

it's easy, if you own some land, including a little bit of plains

[Sai'nu]

Eeeeek! Not... Magic: The Gathering!

/run in terror

[warsloth]

holy crap... and MTG!!! I still have a killer deck!

[Aarcl Sheva]

well snado my best advice for exorcism 101 for your friend is a good swift kick in the nuts if that dont piss the demon off it oughta upset your friend either one of the two will forget they exist while they are beating the crap out of you and during this process while you are getting the crap beat out of yourself just keep repeating enchantments until your friends color changes then said demon shall be gone its definitely painful this way but it works hehe just make sure you record the exorcism and upload it on here sometime cause i bet that would be hilarious.

[X'an Shin]

oh and is challenging a demon to a fight a good idea?

Punch him/her squarely in the face first, THEN issue the challenge if it looks like it hurt real bad.

If they stand there unphased, say "whoops, don't know what happened there. Some kinda weird motor reflex thing. Won't happen again."

Then punch something as you walk by, like a wall.

"Whoops, there it goes again! Stupid arm..."

[snado]

oh do i ever feel the love in here....

[Dwilah]

You might have a better luck here. If you're "for reals."

http://www.skatemd.com/forums/index.php

[Aknal Dreidel]

Define your friend being a freak? I know that possessions are usually a radical thing.