SWG Tales

Okay, now we know what he was REALLY doing on Tatooine all that time.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fields/63580080/

Ahh-HAAA....learning to speak Lizard, ehhh?

Hey baby, wanna hear my Krayt Dragon call?

So in-between blue glowy training sessions and trading jokes via mental mail with Yoda, Obi-Bishop Don "Magic"-Wan Kenobi was into mail order Trandoshan girls...

Trando Bride: "HrguskireWissrrr, uorGa'hriss 'doshmm, Ken-ohrii?" (I just got off the shuttle from Trandosha. What ever shall I do, Mr. Kenobi?).

Obi "Magic" Wan: "First off, it's Ben....Call me 'Ben'".

*boom-chick-a-BOW-oww-chick-a-BOW-oww*

Wayyyy in the bottom of the trunk where the blue lightsaber was there were a bunch of Play Krayt holo-magazines with all the mail-order chips activated. And all this time I figured he was just eating saltine crackers and making hand-crafted sandals.

/disillusioned