Cuervo Christmas Cookies

[MrDooo]

Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's
best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the
turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just! pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two
cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

[Skorixor]

the recipe's author


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[Sepiv]

OMG that stuff made me sick! Years ago at an office party. That shit will mess you up...I stay far away from tequila now. My head was hurting so bad I made my husband go into another part of the house to eat a dinner of potato chips because he couldn't even use the microwave -- the beeps hurt my head and even in the next room I heard the crunching of the chips!

Glad I can look back and laugh now!

[Keer]

OMG that stuff made me sick!.... That shit will mess you up...I stay far away from tequila now.

Yeah. You should stick to brandy...BWA-HA-hah-ahahaaaa*cough*hahaaa.



Ahh, the "good" old days.

[Orph@N]

If i even smell it now i'll puke, Vodka man myself now. I used to get mad mad mad retarded drunk every New Years off that stuff and it wasn't a New Years til i had puked 3 times that night. Now i can't stomach it anymore :/

[Sai'nu]

Tried something like this back in highschool while my brother was home for Christmas break from college.

The memory is fuzzy... but I recall a funny look from the parental unit when we dumped the burnt eggs in the sink and threw the pan in the garbage can.

The mead was nummy though.

Think we just ate the already made cookie dough in the fridge too... mine didn't last too long as I recall.

[Krusshyk]

One of my friend's mom made Brandy Ice Cream one time. That shit was good. And it was strong. Kind melty, but you could get a healthy buzz off of a couple bowls.

[Shensen]

Captain Morgan for me. Tequila is just nasty...I'd rather drink straight everclear.

[E-bo Obi]

Everclear... now thats a party.

[Skorixor]

I knew a girl that could drink everclear straight

[Shensen]

I knew a girl that could drink everclear straight

Without holding the bottle by chance? :P

[Sepiv]

OMG that stuff made me sick!.... That shit will mess you up...I stay far away from tequila now.

Yeah. You should stick to brandy...BWA-HA-hah-ahahaaaa*cough*hahaaa.



Ahh, the "good" old days.

Ah yes, that was my inspiration for role playing that whole brandy poisoning, I remember! And yes, the good old days.

[DuoXDuoX]

I've puked more times than you've been drunk !

[Sepiv]

I've puked more times than you've been drunk !

Who are you talking to?

[Skorixor]

I've puked more times than you've been drunk !

Who are you talking to?

he's not sure cuz he's so drunk, and proud of it!