Chuck Norris Facts

[E-bo Obi]

Because we all love Chuck!

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

In there you will find such jems as:

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

[Kirt]

Because we all love Chuck!

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

In there you will find such jems as:

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

And my personal Fav:

Chuck norris doesnt Tea bag the ladies, He potato Sacks them!

[Revis Xizi]

What is the deal with Chuck Norris all of a sudden? I'm seeing him EVERYWHERE!

[Kirt]

What is the deal with Chuck Norris all of a sudden? I'm seeing him EVERYWHERE!

He is everywhere

[Zannon]

What is the deal with Chuck Norris all of a sudden? I'm seeing him EVERYWHERE!

He is everywhere

And everything.

[E-bo Obi]

Exactly.

[E-bo Obi]

Oh and Invasion USA was by far his... Best... Film... Ever...

[warsloth]

I have seen some stuff so I didnt bother looking at it. my personal fav goes a little something lika dis

"Chuck Norris sends in blank tax forms with a picture of him crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes."

Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.

[warsloth]

after an actual review of the site, this is now my favorite
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. "

[Shensen]

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Fuck was That?"

lol

[Sai'nu]

What was the one he was in with...

And I'm going to butcher his name here...

Louis Gossett Jr.?

I don't remember the name of the movie but I know it was my first Chuck movie. Totally ruled!!!

So, what is the deal?

Arnie became the Govenator...

Chuck gonna be our Norrisident? ...or something.

[Skorixor]

Mike Ditka beats chuck norris anyday of the week

[Chuck Norris]

I would like to thank everyone for the interest in Chuck Norris. I must say, Chuck Norris didn't think that Chuck Norris would get so big overnight. It is with sites such as this one that Chuck Norris maintains the Norrisized lifestyle that Chuck Norris lives.

Thank you all, and remember:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[Sai'nu]

A new word!!!

....and that's truthiness.

Norrisized!!!

[Mike Ditka]

Chuck Norris is a little bitch. All his movies are fake and done by stuntmen. He couldn't punch his way out of wet paper bag.