CVC Event: Boot to the Ass

[Nepthys]

Is the man keeping you down? Got someone who deserves a swift kick in the you know where? Why not have your say on CVC Radio. Every thursday night DJ-Vekz does for his listeners the thing they cant always do themselves. He tells it like it is.

So whether your boss is to stupid for words, or that guy on the bus beside you smells funny or your ex is giving you a hard time, let DJ Vekz serve it up CVC style - starting 10pm est

Visit www.cvcholo.net and look for the DJ Vekz Assbooting thread

http://www.cvcholo.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2662


- no censorship here! Have your say and listen to some great tunes

P.S. Happy Ground Hog Day

[Nepthys]

http://www.cvcholo.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2662

The official Feb 2nd assbooting thread is live and hopping over at cvc radio. So pop on over and vent your frustrations.

Here are some samples of what cvc listeners are complaining about - dont forget to tune in to hear how DJ-Vekz serves them up!

*peeks in, during the midst of the craziness of the week*

I would like to give a quick arseboot to inconsiderate people.. Just those types in general.. From the crappy drivers that don't know how to use a fucking signal light, to the people who could care less about anyone other than themselves, to the humble tosspots that own corporations that try to continuously step on the 'little guy'...

This boot's for you bitches!
Love,
DJ-Aady

Smewtchie bewtchies bitches! *smack, maim, harm, terrorise*

Chuck Norris would like to dish out a few assbootings:

1.) Chuck Norris would like to assboot Mrs. Reaction for ever think she could 'get over' Chuck Norris. While behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. Remember that, young lady.

2.) Chuck Norris would like to assboot all of the Chuck Norris impersonators on CvC right now. There is only one Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover, and Chuck Norris doesn't like where this story is going with you folks.

3.) Chuck Norris would like to assboot green beans. There is no reason behind this.

4.) Finally, Chuck Norris would like to assboot the being everyone believes to be God. Chuck Norris knows there is no God to believe in, only Chuck Norris. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Chuck Norris thanks you for your time. Until you hear from me next, remember:

If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.

[E-bo Obi]

Why is it all the Chuck Norris impersonators give me the impression of Jimmy Kimmel as Karl Malone?

[Nepthys]

*falls out of her chair at the office giggling loudly, turning bright red as the people around her stare at her wondering whats so funny*

I can totally see that!!