LMAO. Personally, I'd love to have a big 'fro, but a Hat-Fro? Capfro...
And this is probably the Spring/Fall Mode. In Winter you could get the whole beard, mustache, and sideburns Face Muffler going!
Cha-cha-cha Chia!
Transfollicles...<ur-ee-ur-urhn> More than meets the eye!