The NEW Stupid Sh*t Thread (cuz the old one got way serious)

[MrDooo]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ts_man&e=1

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... &e=4&ncid=

[Lok'i Vidaar]

Dude the Puppies thing is AWESOME!!
I heard it on the radio at lunchtime...

That guy is freakin Nutz!
I'd have taken that knife from my dad and shoved it in his leg!

[Jabe Adaks]

All these stories come from America....

Jabe

[E-bo Obi]

These are just sad.

[MrDooo]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthre ... did=181865

[Lok'i Vidaar]

OMG What a dush... That was extremley funny though!

You know it would be cool to feel what the one second burst felt like.

But you have to know that you lose control, I mean I knew that would have happened... crazy man.. just crazy

[E-bo Obi]

why do I picture my one friend doing this.

[MrDooo]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... m/penis_dc

[E-bo Obi]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... m/penis_dc

I didn't need to know that.

[Jabe Adaks]

That brings a whole new meaning to choking the chicken...

Jabe

[Keer]

If he couldn't tell the difference then he probably wasn't getting much use out of it anyway...

What's he gonna grab when pig slaughtering time comes around? :lol:

[TramelRaggs]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthre ... did=181865

When I was in the 7th or 8th grade, I had a stun gun. It wasn't a taser, just one of the deals with the metal prongs at the end and the sparking electricity. I shocked myself quite a few times. The area that gets shocked would tense up then go totally numb. I was scared to shock myself in the torso because I thought it would stop my heart.

[MrDooo]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... sleepy_sex

[X'an Shin]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... sleepy_sex

I like how they're claiming they don't have a name for the disorder yet.

How about "Your wife is a whore and would cheat on you if she were awake and her superego wasn't there to stop her."

A little wordy, I know.

Fortunately for Dooo you just ate pizza while you slept.

[MrDooo]

So what do ya do when you get busted pulling a Milli Vanilli?

Safety dance!

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ngettlin/con ... ee_snl.wmv