Improving Star Wars lines with Hawtpants

[Isleh]

• We've got to be able to get some reading on those hawtpants, up or down.
  
  The hawtpants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
  
  I find your lack of hawtpants disturbing.
  
  These hawtpants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
  
  Han will have those hawtpants down. We've got to give him more time!
  
  General Veers, prepare your hawtpants for a ground assault.
  
  I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my hawtpants back home.
  
  TK-421... Why aren't you in your hawtpants?
  
  Lock the door. And hope they don't have hawtpants.
  
  You are unwise to lower your hawtpants.
  
  She must have hidden the plans in her hawtpants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
  
  Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul hawtpants when I was brought on board.
  
  You look strong enough to pull the hawtpants of a Gundark.
  
  Luke... Help me remove these hawtpants.
  
  Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your hawtpants.
  
  That blast came from those hawtpants. That thing's operational!
  
  A tremor in the hawtpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
  
  Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of hawtpants more heavily guarded than this.
  
  Maybe you'd like it back in your hawtpants, your highness.
  
  Your hawtpants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!
  
  Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their hawtpants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

[Ekade]

LOL!!! OMG those were killing me. Hawtpants friggin rule.

[Ekade]

How about this:

When 800 years you reach, look as good in hawpants, you will not

[Dwilah]

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good pair of hawtpants, kid.

(This one's just wrong.)
Stop that...my hawtpants are dirty.
My hawtpants are dirty too, what're you afraid of?

[E-bo Obi]

Your hawtpants will freeze before you reach the first marker!

[Seret Sajet]

Aw not Hawtpants again....

Ah hell with it.
/jumps on bandwagon

Hawtpants not make one great - Yoda

I am altering the hawtpants. Pray I don't alter it any further. - Darth Vader

You don't know the power of the hawtpants - Darth Vader

I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of big dark hawtpants, I see big light hawtpants. - Han Solo

You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Hawtpants. - C-3PO

[Hashum]

Impressive hawtpants, very impressive

The emperor under estimated your hawtpants, join me and we'll rule the galaxy as father and son!

[X'an Shin]

Dude. You totally stole this from: Star Wars Pants Time to fess up.

"Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a lot more heavily guarded than this." --Han

[Rye]

LoL dude thats funny as hell

[Isleh]

Dude. You totally stole this from: Star Wars Pants Time to fess up.

"Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a lot more heavily guarded than this." --Han

Yeah and a bizzilion other places on the internet too .... but hawtpants adds a little extra something.

Like replacing words in movie titles.

"Big Trouble in Little Hawtpants"

[Rye]

whats with the pants humor

[Ekade]

Your wrong Leia. You have those hawtpants too. In time, you'll learn to use them as I have. (totally thieved from the site X'an posted)

[Sepiv]

LMAO! I love this thread and I know it's sick!

Behold the power of hawtpants...

Aboard the Death Star...Luke gets a wicked idea...

"3PO, hand me those hawtpants there will ya... (turns to Chewie) now, I'm gonna put these on you..." **RAAAAAWWWRRRR!!!** (Luke steps back) "H-han you put these on him..."

Han walks up to Chewie with a grin, "Don't worry, I think I know what he's got in mind..." **ruuuurrr**

Later, in the detention block when the smoke cleared...

Han answers the comlink, "Uh uh Everything's all right, situation normal."

[[[what happened?]]]

"Had a slight hawtpants malfunction...but everyone's all right, we're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

[Keer]

"I see your hawtpants are as big as my Schwartz!"

What?

[Lok'i Vidaar]

"let the Hawtpants flow through you"
"Hey, I knew there was more to you than Hawtpants."
"stupid fool! he's using an old jedi Hawtpants trick"
"We're caught in a Hawtpants beam! It's pulling us in!"
"The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use Hawtpants torpedoes."

and

"Luke, I am your Hawtpants"