Best portable mp3 player?

[X'an Shin]

What I really need is an portable MP3 player that speaks Bacchi.

ROTFLMAO

This reminds me of one of my favorite made-up quotes of all time, that I think Zannon came up with way back in college.

After Pulp Fiction came out, he joked what if Samuel L. Jackson played Uncle Owen?

"Bacci, motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT??!?!?"

Also, after he was rumored to appear as a Jedi in the prequels, I made a lightsaber Photoshop that had "Bad Mother Fucker" inscribed on the handle.

[Ekade]

Shamelessly ganked from some website...

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'd never touch the filthy motherfucker.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room ... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-Wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine.

6. Feel the Force, Motherfucker.

5. 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What'?

4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah, Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookiee.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? Then why are you tryin' to fuck him like one?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Mother Fucker.'

[Keer]

What I really need is an portable MP3 player that speaks Bacchi.

ROTFLMAO

This reminds me of one of my favorite made-up quotes of all time, that I think Zannon came up with way back in college.

After Pulp Fiction came out, he joked what if Samuel L. Jackson played Uncle Owen?

"Bacci, motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT??!?!?"

Also, after he was rumored to appear as a Jedi in the prequels, I made a lightsaber Photoshop that had "Bad Mother Fucker" inscribed on the handle.

Oh yeah! Another memory from after Episode 1 came out was one the multitude of shlock comics that came out. In one there was a Pulp Fiction parody that was actually worth it.

Mace Windu and Yoda are sitting in Dexter Jettster's Diner after a mission:

Mace Windu: "You and I should be dead, my friend."

Yoda: "Bothered by the last mission, you still are?"

Mace: "Yes! I felt the hand of The Force in that room. The Force came down and stopped dem muthafuggin' blaster bolts!"

Yoda: "Bad aim it was. And act of The Force, you witnessed. A freak occurence I saw."

Mace: "Bullshit! I saw an act of The Force and I want you to acknowledge it!!

Yoda: *eyes bulging* For 800 years have I felt The Force. My own counsel will I keep on what I will acknowledge!"

After that some goons come in to rob the diner. I don't remember the rest but, by that time I was lauging so hard I didn't care. Mace does say to one of the goons "Luckily for you, I'm in a moment of doubt." Or something like that.

[X'an Shin]

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Mother Fucker.'

Please meet my new sig file:

[E-bo Obi]

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Mother Fucker.'

Please meet my new sig file:

oh, that is perfect.

[Lok'i Vidaar]

HAHAHA!!!

Ok now back to MP3 Players

This is the one I'm getting soon.. and it's only 150...

It only has 256MB of memory, but I don't mind moving songs on and off of it... plus it has a built in FM radio, and can record voicenotes and record off of the radio...

PLUS.. its about the size of a lipstick thingy... (don't know what you call them ;) )

http://www.samsungusa.com/cgi-bin/nabc/ ... PT5V%2fXAA

[Jabe Adaks]

Thanks for all the posts and input, it seems like iPod is the champ. As Seret will tell you, hell is about to freeze over. The day has come where I may buy a product from Apple.

Jabe