Movie Quote Guessing Game!

[X'an Shin]

"Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?"

"No, why do you ask?"

"I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me."

"Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating... "

"She was going down on me at the time...What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt."

"If all she did was dump you, you got off light. "

This has got to be Kevin Smith. I'm going with Clerks.

Edited to say it's actually Mall Rats.

[Seret Sajet]

And another...

"What is that?

Black Blood of the Earth

You mean oil?

I mean Black Blood of the Earth!"

Big Trouble in Little China

Next up:

"Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?"

"No, why do you ask?"

"I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me."

"Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating... "

"She was going down on me at the time...What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt."

"If all she did was dump you, you got off light. "

Mallrats

and....

"That's street justice.

What's wrong with street justice?

So we just let the animals kill themselves?

God willing. Fuck 'em, and everybody that looks like 'em. "

[Hashum]

That one was easy it's Mall Rats. How about...

"If you're going to name it, you've got to name it something super masculine. Like butch, or spike, or Krull the warrior king."

[X'an Shin]

"That's street justice.

What's wrong with street justice?

So we just let the animals kill themselves?

God willing. Fuck 'em, and everybody that looks like 'em. "

Training Day.

Also, YOU LOSE. I've never seen the movie, guessed that's what it was from, and then googled my choice to see if I was right.

I GUESSED A MOVIE QUOTE FOR A MOVIE I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN. :P

Although, to be fair, that quote MAY have been in the trailer.