The Official Bitch and Rant Thread

[Skarr]

This is official thread where people can go and complain about whatever they want, without being judged by anyone (okay you'll probably be judged).

Also, if your post is deemed worthy by his Supreme Rantness, you may receive the following reward:



So post away!

[Rye]

you smell and hey lets get some imperial smilies up in this hizzle share the wealth

[Skarr]

you smell and hey lets get some imperial smilies up in this hizzle share the wealth

I didn't say personal attacks were okay...in fact they are not...

as far as smilies, talk to jabo

[X'an Shin]

you smell and hey lets get some imperial smilies up in this hizzle share the wealth

Ken Masters would like you to know that he feels that is a low quality rant.

[Dwilah]

My rant: I am really getting sick and tired and tired and sick of all the damn negativity constantly surrounding games we play lately. Literally. This morning I am coming down with a cold and I have cramps, and I slept fitfully because of those things. So I am cranky, and when I come to the boards and read YET MORE, "Yeah, Galaxies SUCKS because of this and WoW rocks, resistance is futile," and more, "Yeah, WoW sucks and I will never convert!!!" ....I just start turning more and more into a big cranky ball of feminine wrath. Come on, people!

[X'an Shin]

Fine, we will put em on ice skates, but they will be ROCKET skates. That way if they fall, they still are mobile. Whether they want to be or not. And then we can detonate said rockets and you can have your explosions.

Then, we can kick puppies.

Deal! We'll call our new sport...

Old Gummers of Doom!!

...Or OGD for short.

This is really great guys, but it's not ranting. Get back on topic. Who's the moderator around here, anyway?

/homersimpson Stupid lousy moderators not doing their jobs.

[Krusshyk]

/raises hand

ME!

[Zannon]

Fine, here's my rant:

Now, I'm a clean guy and I like to smell good all the time. Sometimes, I get home from work and go to change into something more comfortable and notice that there's some lint in my bellybutton. Knowing that it doesn't belong there, I stick in the old index finger and fish it out. And guess what?

1 in every 10 lint pulls, my finger comes out smelling like limburger cheese!! What the fuck is up with that??!?!?!? The rest of me smells fresh as a daisy, but every once in a while there's some sort of funk going on down there that I can't explain and it just irks me to no end!!!

[Skarr]

ok here's mine:

this is probably not PC, but I am sick to death and thoroughly annoyed by the magnetic ribbons on peoples cars, to support whatever cause they think you should support...when in fact all they are doing is making the guy rich that invented them, when they buy those damn things. I really don't give a crap that you support the war, cancer research, bush, america, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc...

and the idiots can't have just 1 on their car, nooooooooo...they have to have at LEAST 2 of them to annoy me with

I saw one freak of nature with 14 of them on his car

these are a traveling blight on the american landscape...just another billboard or crappy bumper sticker I have to look at

[Zannon]

ok here's mine:

this is probably not PC, but I am sick to death and thoroughly annoyed by the magnetic ribbons on peoples cars, to support whatever cause they think you should support...when in fact all they are doing is making the guy rich that invented them, when they buy those damn things. I really don't give a crap that you support the war, cancer research, bush, america, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc...

and the idiots can't have just 1 on their car, nooooooooo...they have to have at LEAST 2 of them to annoy me with

I saw one freak of nature with 14 of them on his car

these are a traveling blight on the american landscape...just another billboard or crappy bumper sticker I have to look at

...and the worst part?

They never put the fucking things on straight. You'd think some drunk slapped them on as they drove by. More than the ribbon itself, the fact that it's no on there straight bugs me out of my gord!!

[warsloth]

you have to buy those?
I just grabbed them off the cars that had extras...

[X'an Shin]

ok here's mine:

this is probably not PC, but I am sick to death and thoroughly annoyed by the magnetic ribbons on peoples cars, to support whatever cause they think you should support...when in fact all they are doing is making the guy rich that invented them, when they buy those damn things. I really don't give a crap that you support the war, cancer research, bush, america, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc...

and the idiots can't have just 1 on their car, nooooooooo...they have to have at LEAST 2 of them to annoy me with

I saw one freak of nature with 14 of them on his car

these are a traveling blight on the american landscape...just another billboard or crappy bumper sticker I have to look at

I think this one needed just a bit more oomph to it, like maybe a joke about what they can do with those stickers, or where you'd like to put them, etc., but it's a good start, so it gets the thumbs up.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A WINNAR!

[Skarr]

/sniff

I told myself I wasn't going to cry. It is an honor just to be nominated.

I'd like to the the swgtales foreign press, and of course my agent.

And of course, my wife who has stood by me while I have posted here for so long.

thank you and good night


EDIT: this does not end the thread...his Supreme Rantness can hand out multiple awards...this is an ongoing thread

[Rye]

doh i shoulda have said that i hate that crap