Wey was telling me about what one of her friends did to a telemarketer. He stated talking like a small child when they started the sell and told them something like:Seret Sajet wrote:Well, my third choice... Nigel Fluffybottom
and second.... Keer Tregga (I call dibs!)
But my A#1 choice of name changes would simply be...
Mr. Imanasshole
You might say "Why would he want a name so self-defeating?"
For one simple reason...
... So that everytime a damn telemarketer calls my house he has to say "Hello, may I speak with Mr. or Mrs..... Imanasshole?" and I can reply "YES YOU ARE!" and hang up with a big smile on my face.
"Mommy and Daddy can't come to the phone right now... they're sleeping... they got into a big fight... and there was two loud bangs.... and the went to sleep.... I'm really hungry... they've been sleeping for a couple of days now.... I had to eat the cat food... I don't like cat food..."
I was thinking, "that is so wrong" and I was also thinking "DAMN, I wish I thought of that!"
As for a nams...
Your Star Wars First Name:
1. Take the first 3 letters of your last name.
2. Add to that, the first 2 letters of your first name
Your Star Wars Last Name:
1. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name.
2. Add to that the first 3 letters of the name of the town
or city you were born.
Your Star Wars Planet:
1. An active ingredient in the last over the counter drug you've taken.
Maska Latro of Pamabrom ( Woman's Tylenol :P )
