Maddox rips EP III a new one..

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I wonder if this guy ever gets any? He's always pissed about something..

Well, he makes a few valid points, but personally I found the story compelling and emotional. Chalk that up John Williams score(especially the scene with the various jedi getting cut down RIP Ayla Secura :(

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... u=episode3
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Once again, he lays it on harshly...

...BUT, that opening statement by Yoda sums up my main beef with the prequels going back to Episode 1. That was funny.
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You had to see it coming. Although I did enjoy the movie, I agree with some of his assessments. And they were funny.
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The guy is a true journalist.

His website (and possibly his livelihood) depends on him ripping the everloving crap out of everything. The more scandalous, the better, because it polarizes opinions. Either you love it or hate it, typically, and both are great for getting linked and increasing traffic.

I haven't read it (yet, will check it later today), but I'm of the opinion that if you couldn't have a good time at Ep III, there's something disfunctional about you. ;)
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Yeah, I read it. I loved EP3 and really have nothing bad to say about it, sure I'll make fun of aspects of it, but I make fun of certain aspects of all 6 movies. He makes some valid points, but I bet he watched the movie and actually liked it...but, he's an entertainer and his deal is to rip on things that everyone likes in order to get a laugh our of some people and piss off a lot of other people. I respect him for that because he does a good job of it. I laughed really hard at some of the stuff in his review, but it didn't piss me off or anything, it just made me appreciate what he does and how well he does it even more.

Funny stuff, nothing more.
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He did bring up some good points about the story not being very cohesive. Because he wasted to much time with pointless stuff in the prequels, the story points that required more depth did not get the attention they needed.

Specifically I am referring to 2 major points:
- Anakin and Padme falling in love
- Palapatine seducing Anakin to the Dark Side

The way the movies told those stories really left me wanting. Neither one was very believable.
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This wak job needs to get a life. The movie had problems? Yes. I also agree with his points, but I am sick of people who go around using nearly every 4 letter word they can think of to berate and belittle people who have opposing veiw point all in the name of "entertainment." That menatlity is childish and when I think of how many people accually buy that mindless "I am better than all therefore it gives me an excuse to be a a-hole" narsasitic bs I wonder if I have time to heat up last nights left overs before the collapse of civilization.

/end rant
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Well I tend to agree with points for the most part which is one of the reasons I found this episode about as enjoyable as episode 2.

But I have a couple things I could add that might explain why nobody detected the storm troopers defection.

1. Maybe they had no knowledge of it until they were given the order. ie. many of their orders are instilled into their brains through programming and they just carry them out like a living robot.
2. Maybe they have no feelings as they are supposed to be perfect soldiers and thus there was no ill to feel from them
3. maybe being clones (and I don't know enough EU to know if this works) they aren't really force triggering things? That was worded poorly.

But I do admit that it wasn't the best film by far.
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Jerrel wrote:This wak job needs to get a life. The movie had problems? Yes. I also agree with his points, but I am sick of people who go around using nearly every 4 letter word they can think of to berate and belittle people who have opposing veiw point all in the name of "entertainment." That menatlity is childish and when I think of how many people accually buy that mindless "I am better than all therefore it gives me an excuse to be a a-hole" narsasitic bs I wonder if I have time to heat up last nights left overs before the collapse of civilization.
Yeah, but four letter words are easy to spell.

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Jerrel wrote:This wak job needs to get a life. The movie had problems? Yes. I also agree with his points, but I am sick of people who go around using nearly every 4 letter word they can think of to berate and belittle people who have opposing veiw point all in the name of "entertainment." That menatlity is childish and when I think of how many people accually buy that mindless "I am better than all therefore it gives me an excuse to be a a-hole" narsasitic bs I wonder if I have time to heat up last nights left overs before the collapse of civilization.
I hope you don't pick up any newspapers, read magazines, watch the news on TV or listen to talk radio, or surf the internet in general then.

It's called an Editorial. It's meant to get people riled up or make them laugh. Oldest trick in the book.
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Jerrel wrote:This wak job needs to get a life. The movie had problems? Yes. I also agree with his points, but I am sick of people who go around using nearly every 4 letter word they can think of to berate and belittle people who have opposing veiw point all in the name of "entertainment." That menatlity is childish and when I think of how many people accually buy that mindless "I am better than all therefore it gives me an excuse to be a a-hole" narsasitic bs I wonder if I have time to heat up last nights left overs before the collapse of civilization.

/end rant
LOL After reading this post and Maddox's rant, suddenly the following dialog just started in my head

Maddox (out of sync): "Ha Ha Jerrel, your kung-fu is pretty good! But can you stand up to my 'You're an Elitist Ass' Defense?"

Jerrel (out of sync): "Ha! your defense is puny and weak! Your bloated ego is far to massive for you to defend!"

Jerrel & Maddox square off and launch at each other Matrix style.
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