If WWII were fought online...

[Isleh]

LOL... found this in my inbox


WWII Battlefront ONLINE:
--------------------------------
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon
sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*

[Hashum]

I couldn't help but laugh at that.

[Zyre Mercutio]

That is great, thats probably how they have to teach middle school kids the history of WW II nowadays.


Zzzzzz

[Eikeep Asek]

lol, that's great

[Oeree]

That is great, thats probably how they have to teach middle school kids the history of WW II nowadays.


Zzzzzz

Dead wrong my friend.

[Jaminos]

You mean that is not how WWII played out?

[Viceroy Odantis]

FYI: WWII Online is a game. It game out about 5 years ago. Was a great concept but poorly implemented..took like 40 minutes (everything was 1/4 scale of actual europe..sick) to get to front line, only to be shot and have to do it again lol, or have your fucking truck driver wreck the truck and kill everyone.

[Krusshyk]

It actually WAS a fun game, so long as you weren't smote upon reaching the fight. Although it was kind of neat to be sitting in a German 88 getting towed to the front by someone in a truck. More of a realistic field than spawning right in the middle of combat.

There is a bit of apprehension the closer you get...make sure I deploy quickly, find some targets before they find me...it was pretty cool. Just ask zannon. And from what I hear, flying the planes was pretty hardcore too.

[Viceroy Odantis]

It actually WAS a fun game, so long as you weren't smote upon reaching the fight. Although it was kind of neat to be sitting in a German 88 getting towed to the front by someone in a truck. More of a realistic field than spawning right in the middle of combat.

There is a bit of apprehension the closer you get...make sure I deploy quickly, find some targets before they find me...it was pretty cool. Just ask zannon. And from what I hear, flying the planes was pretty hardcore too.

Yeah i played for the first week without a joystick so only infantry for me..but then i was a pilot (at least i felt if i was gonna die, it was my own doing..and it was...i had a shit computer then and my FPS sucked so bad i'd often crash upon reaching a real battlesite lol, then my teammates would cuss "WHO THE FUCK IS WASTING ALL OUR PLANES"

lol

my favorite was being a sapper..hiding in the woods..wait for a french tank to roll in (very unrealistic btw, we all know french tanks only go in reverse!) and drop an explosive right on its exhaus (yes that specific of placement was necessary to take out the Char-B) and BOOM, 3 dead frenchies

[warsloth]

I suck so bad, I still have links to WW2OL on my website

under planet awesome at www.geocities.com/warsloth

[xyryn]

Do they teach WWII in schools?

Actually think the WWII Online is a very creative way to introduce the whole thing. Could give a kid a series of mnemonics to help him remember the sequence of events. Bet the parents wouldn't like it tho...after they got thru laughing.

[Sai'nu]

It is nice to be able to look back and make a joke about something horrific in history. Now, indeed, if the 'game' could be more 'historical' and less... blow'em up fun, then I can see where this would be a good idea in schools, Xyryn. It's taken me many years to realize some of those 'boring' classes were that way for a reason... to teach you to respect the history as well as enjoy the nuances that it has caused throughout time to the present day. Sorry if I'm a little cynical about a thread that's suppose to be funny. : /

[warsloth]

WW2 is both horific, and spectacular. The fact that it is probably the last war where there was really no option but to act. Its a shame that we didnt go right back to our isolationist ways.

[E-bo Obi]

However, I remember in high school history class we went over WWII in great detail. Now I was in honors history and I know not everyone that went to that school got the same exposure. We actually played a game during our studies called the spy game. The rules went something like this:

1. You don't discuss Spy Game outside of the Spy Game. Kinda like fight club. No one else was supposed to know that you were involved with a game besides those involved in it.
2. When you spoke to anyone in your class you referred to everyone as comrade. This extended to your entire schoolday and outside of school.
3. The Commissar, our teacher, chose classmates and upperclassman that had played the game the year before to act as spies. They would turn in any violations of the rules to the teacher through a strange note passing system that he setup. I wasn't a spy, but I can tell you it was complex because I was spying on everyone in the class and I couldn't figure out any more than one of the spies.
4. If you find out who a spy is you are to turn them in immediately to the teacher so they could be re-edjucated.
5. You could not speak at lunch.
6. You could not eat, drink, chew gum, doodle, sleep, or do anything else during any class that was considered to be subversive.

Now the teacher had a way to deduct points from your grade based on all of the things the spies would turn in to him.

By the end of this experiment friendships were destroyed, everyone was on edge, and no one wanted to go to class to hear how many points were taken from their grade.

It ended the day I decided to go in to class with a box of donuts and start eating them. Someone from the other honors history class got ducktaped to a chair too. Those people were really freaks about their grades. We found out that our grade was not based on what the spies had reported but it showed us a little taste of what it was like to live in a communist country.

As far as Isolationism is concerned... That is why we ended up in the situations we did in both wars. And if you want to debate it go to PM's because I refuse to do it on this forum.