Dumb stuff your room mate/gf/bf/wife/husband do!!!

[Sai'nu]

Post it! I'm currently pissed because I don't get to eat tonight .....


My room mate dunked my hotpot in water with the friggin cord hanging down the front of the f'ing sink intending to wash it 'sometime' today after cooking macaroni and cheese in it last night! :x

What's your happy stupid things!?!?

/sarcasm off

[Skorixor]

Is it as bad as going to visit your sister and finding her having sex with Zannon?

not that I have a sister or this happened to me....but I bet that would be bad...

not quite as bad as your hotpot/mac n cheese story...

[Krusshyk]

Is it as bad as going to visit your sister and finding her having sex with Zannon?

Truth be told, it ain't so bad. As far as I can tell, I only have proof that it happened once...anything else is just heresay as far as I am concerned.

[Jabe Adaks]

My best freind had a roommate with a cat and it used to shit int he kitchen sink habitually. One day we got together and took the cat for a long drive.

"Have you seen the cat?"

"Sorry dude, haven't seen him around."

lol

Jabe

[Sai'nu]

I think you did the room mate a favor myself! Just don't kill the hotpot!

[Jabe Adaks]

Oh yeah, my other roommate story is my own college roommate who had a twin bed literally 4 feet away from mine. That didn't stop him from coming home from the bar at 3am with <insert any lincoln park trixie here> and having a good time.

Jabe

[Sai'nu]

That one deffinately becomes a problem... I would think especially if they ever chew you out for it... but it's ok for them to do it!?!?! F' that!

[warsloth]

my wife used to take a dump and try to trick me into looking at it.

"Come quick, the toilets broken"

me- "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

When I want to get her back I play about 30 seconds of Afternoon Delight, or Scotland the Brave on bagpipes for 10min... depending on what she has done.

She doesn't check her own computer for any type of problem, just when the whole system stops working, I am responsible.

[E-bo Obi]

She doesn't check her own computer for any type of problem, just when the whole system stops working, I am responsible.

Sorry bud, but generally it doesn't make a difference what their particular problem is. It is now also your problem. Anything from losing keys to how do I spell a word. (AND THEY ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER!) I sometimes can't believe I wasted all that money on a college education for my wife...

But I love her.

[warsloth]

I didnt put our mail key in the right section of her purse.... it was "missing" for days. And it was my fault for not putting it in the correct subdivision of her purse.

[Dwilah]

When I lived on campus, my roomate was a very heavy sleeper. She also had to wake up a good two hours before me every morning. Her alarm clock did this thing where it faded into its buzzer. She went through the same process of hitting the snooze and sleeping for five more minutes about six times (that's a total of a half hour) every morning before she actually got up.

I'm a pretty light sleeper, and I could never sleep through that alarm of hers. What's worse, it was the most damn complicated alarm clock you've ever seen...hundred buttons or something. She'd leave for the weekend and leave the alarm ON...I'd wake up Saturday morning at 5:30 pissed off as all fuck and fumble with it for a few minutes before I ended up just unplugging the damn thing every weekend. She never said anything when she came back and neither did I. Just one of those understood roomate things, I guess.

[MrDooo]

My 1st roommate from college (1991) was kinduv stinky. But after the first semester I got a new one, and boy was he a dipshit! I wonder what ever happend to him...

[Jabe Adaks]

My 1st roommate from college (1991) was kinduv stinky. But after the first semester I got a new one, and boy was he a dipshit! I wonder what ever happend to him...

Hey wasn't that... ah, nevermind.

Jabe

[Illbleed]

My best freind had a roommate with a cat and it used to shit int he kitchen sink habitually. One day we got together and took the cat for a long drive.

"Have you seen the cat?"

"Sorry dude, haven't seen him around."

lol

Jabe

It sounds like that cat got off easy =)

[X'an Shin]

My 1st roommate from college (1991) was kinduv stinky. But after the first semester I got a new one, and boy was he a dipshit! I wonder what ever happend to him...

ICE BURN. ;)