Even Kirk could blow up the Death Star: Debate Over

[Jabe Adaks]

Star Trek FTW!

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.12/startrek.html

Jabe

[Zannon]

Star Trek FTW!

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.12/startrek.html

Jabe

Well, duh, of course he could...the technology of Star Trek is light years beyond the technology of Star Wars. The fact of the matter is, Kirk wouldn't be the one that destroyed the death star...some computer on the Enterprise would be the hero. Simply target what you want to hit and press a button...technology does the rest.

The pilots/soldiers of Star Wars are pure heroes...instead of relying on technology, they had to rely on skill, determination, and the force to get the job done. They didn't fly into that trench because there was an easier way, the did it because it was the only way.

About the only person in Trek that could even compare to the raw skills of the likes of Wedge Antillies, Han Solo, and Luke Skywalker would be Montgomery Scott, because he's the guy that made sure all the technology worked so Kirk could save the day and then spend the night bangin' some green chick.

[Jabe Adaks]

Yeah but like they aim their phasers and stuff and have to concot rediculous ides on recombining existing technologies to overcome devastating odds every single episode. "If we reroute deflector energy to phasers we might just get enough range to take them out captain!!" <Dry look> "Make it so." Episode over, Wesley Crusher is teh hero.

So whatever dude, that rules all.

Jabe

[warsloth]

How would they transport anti-matter through the shield. Everyone knows you have to take the shields down first. With their advanced sensors though, that shield generator, and pretty much the whole Imperial base would be toast.

I don't think they would have much to worry about from the Death Star anyway, so long as they maintain a continuous flank.

so...

Phaser volley shield gen.
Transport anti-matter to the middle of that mother
mop up the star destroyers.

[Skorixor]

GAMERA PWNS JOO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111


http://www.dinosaur.org/godzilla/gamera13.jpg

Weaponry

Gamera's two front flippers can transform into aerilons while flying as well as claws when on the ground. Gamera possesses long, retractable nails on each elbow, which can used like blades against opponents. Gamera can absorb both psychic(children's songs)and physical(fire, nuclear power, oil, etc.)energies and gain strength from them.

Gamera is armed with high energy plasma balls which he can eject at great speed from his mouth. Gamera can expel several of these fireballs in close succession before needing to recharge for another strike.

http://www.geocities.com/chrisjkoch/ima ... mera04.jpg

Gamera also has an "ultimate weapon", where he channels energies from around the globe into one sustained plasma energy blast.


http://www.geocities.com/chrisjkoch/ima ... mera01.jpg
Nothing appears to be able to stand up to this weapon.

http://elluzion.net/img/gamera.jpg

[Zannon]

Gamera FTW!!!1

With Godzookie a close second...

[Illbleed]

Alternate Time Line:

Maybe the Borg created the Death Star(like that ball thing from First Contact) which means the "weakness" can be exploited by a few well timed photon torpedo's...

But the Stormtroopers and Darth Vader secretly beam over to the Enterprise and begin "asimilating" the crew into robotic sex slaves. Spock is seduced by Darth Vader who ends up being Jenna Jameson. ..and the final battle

Jenna Jameson vs. Captain Kirk.

[Dew]

The porn is strong in this one.....

[X'an Shin]

Gamera is really neat.

He is filled with turtle meat.

Hello, thank you.

[Sai'nu]

Sex of Nine would then Seduce Darth Vader and prevent the Death Star from ever exploding. Kirk might get laid in the process most deffinately though... and he'd be up for yet another court martial 'if' he wasn't dead!

Who wins the blue glowie fight between Kirk and Obi-Wan though?

[Keer]

There wasn't any high tech involved when Kirk slapped people around. Just an old fashioned Assmageddon that victims never forgot. Fist-to-fist, The Kirk would pimpwn both Han Solo and Wedge, Ultimate Fighting style. No technology. That's raw skill.

Force-assisted targeting isn't raw skill. It's Force-assisted targeting.

Princess Leia could know Kirk was her brother and she'd still bang him...while wearing the metal bikini & chokechain. She'd then paint herself green so he'd call her the next day.

"It's a TRAP-eze!! Ohhh! Come swing with me, Captain!"

[warsloth]

John Wayne of space.

[Jerrel]

We dont need to go to an alternate timeline to have ST deal with a Death Star they had one in Enterprise. Remember the Zindi ball thing that they built to blow Earth up? When I saw that thing I was wondering how soon will the lawsuit be filed by LA.

[Sai'nu]

Was it built by tall hairy bipeds? If so, I'd imagine that there are many a wookiee ticked off somewhere in a galaxy far, far, away...

ROAR! See, they even enslave us in alternate cross-sci-fi universes and we still don't get paid! That's it, I'll rip Kirk's arms out of socket... well, if I don't sleep with him first. (female wookies need love too.)

^---- Anyone else think that our wookiee looks like a Tribble?

[E-bo Obi]

^---- Anyone else think that our wookiee looks like a Tribble?

No.