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[Skorixor]

yeah I don't know where we'll find another 17yr old with an asian wife and twin babies that can support them by working part-time at a video game store

You still think that's actually true?

absolutely!! why wouldn't it be true??? it's ALL so plausible!!!

I also believe:

the moon is made of cheese

Elvis is alive

the moon landing was fake and filmed in the desert

Michael Jackson isn't a threat to children

the largest porn collection is located in the vatican

The holocaust was made up

Werewolves are real

And that there's an evil monkey in my closet

[Sai'nu]

Can I have an evil monkey too?

I don't want mine to live in the closet though... sort of a free-roaming evil monkey. As long as roaming charges don't apply.

[mayth]

i'd trine my monkey to use a flamer.....
"holy evil monkey of earth!"