For Ekade and others too

[Viceroy Odantis]

Ekade, I know you were always a fan of my songs so the other day my lost song was found. A guildmate was going through old files and found the original "my guild" parody before jeassa deleted it and i made the remix:

PARODY OF D12 [Feat. Eminem] "My Band"

[Intro]
I don't know dewd...
I think everyone's all jealous and **edit** cuz I'm like the viceroy of the guild dewd...
And I think everyone's got a **edit**in problem with me dewd...
And they need to take it up with me at the roba show ...
Because...

[Chorus]
These n00bz don't even know the name of my guild...
But they're all on me when i'm out in the field...
Just cuz they read my posts they think that we're chill
All because I'm the Viceroy of my guild...

[Verse 1 - Alonzo]
So I log on here right and check the board
2 PMs from 2 n00bz and i'm all adored
"Sup n00bies, my name's big Zo"
I'm the lead member of TTF ho
They're all like "Oh my god **edit** whoa!"
"Digi! O-M-F-G it's Zo"
"I swear to **edit**in god dude you **edit**in rule"
"Please Zo-ey please let me cyber with you after school"
And by now the rest of the members get jealous
Especially when I group with them and all the hotties tail us
All the n00bz start yellin', even the 1337 dewds
Tramel posts all day, asking, begging "Did she really post her b00bz?"
So like every single night they spam and hassle me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on teamspeak the next night with me
Dude I just think toront's just tryin' steal the light from me
Yesterday Nolhta tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Aerulai C's my wife to be
This Icon **edit**, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

[Chorus]
These n00bz don't even know the name of my guild...
But they're all on me when i'm out in the field...
Just cuz they read my posts they think that we're chill
All because I'm the Viceroy of my guild...
My Guild [x6]
Arylaaaaa
My Guild [x2]

[Verse 2 - Toront]
You just wanna see a Captain backwards don't you
Hey Zo how come I never make your tunes?
Flood these boards and be your yes-man
Never bring up that you can't ever keep a tan
You don't wanna join the guild, yous a liar
And no I'm Toront (oh I thought you was Malchiah)
What the hell is wrong with that T-sec HQ?
Cuz my **edit** is lookin smaller than Stza's IQ
See I know how to pimp, i'm a model and you know it
All I did was spout Zoolander quotes
So I'm come on Zo, you don't always pWn
Funny how you never bring up the **edit**in ice cream cone

[Verse 3 - Stza and Digi]
Look at Zo little punk ass thinkin' he teh sex
Yeah I know man just cause an ID gave him pecks
Hey I thought we had an interview with TH at E3?
([Zo:] You didn't have an interview, just me)
You gonna be late for teamspeak
Man I ain't goin' to teamspeak
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Zo
([Zo:] STF.U n00b)
Man Ok
lmao I thought you bout to tell him off, **edit**
OMFG, </3, y u 4 h8? man STF.U
And you ain't even talk **edit** we're supposed to be -aDv-
Wait a sec....i know we are but isn't he?
I don't **edit**in know don't look at me

[Chorus]
These n00bz don't even know the name of my guild...
But they're all on me when i'm out in the field...
Just cuz they read my posts they think that we're chill
All because I'm the Viceroy of my guild...

[Verse 4 - Nolhta]
They say the Viceroy pwns, but the Fed does not
Once we filled up Talus only using half our lots
I'm gonna let the world know that Nolhta's hot
I should cut his mic off when teamspeak starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass n00b
Every time i hear (Dewd I love Kreetles too!!!111)
We just pay the band, it ain't all we are
So why no one buy my droids or maybe a new car?
So i break down and go to damn roba show
([Zo:] Nolhta carry my bag)
**edit** carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, trade-sec in my way
(Who the **edit** are you? Where's Aeru and Anwe?!)

[Verse 5 - Tandis]
Goddammit I'm not even in his guild? hey!
Damn it he's just writing as me to make me sound gay
I told you I made so many post they even set a cap
Till Stza slipped me some crack
Talusian Pie forum post? I was in the back
Jedi forum post? video I was in the back
**edit** the forums, I got some suggestions
**edit** Alonzo, ask us the questions
Like who's OA, how come we packed our **edit**
(Wait you mean your...?)
Damn it not like that!
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the boards
Big ass mouth, posting on every subject till my finger's sore (hey flamer!)
Teo told me to do help hermake buffs
I made two and a half and then i made more posts up
**edit** TTF, I'm not even in em
Like I said before, i'm too busy with men

[Zo]
TH why can't you see that i woulda been the best brawler C.
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know the name...
[Chorus - Tandis]
These n00bz don't even know the name of my guild...
But they're all on me when i'm out in the field...
Just cuz they read my posts they think that we're chill
All because I'm the <laughter>...
My Guild [Repeated 9x]

[Outro]
The hottest RP Guild in the world...
TTF!
[Zo as a 1337 dewd]
I'm the Viceroy of my guild, I pwn all the n00bz and make them stf.u
And the Viceroy of my guild, my pwnage
Makes all the little n00bz wan to drool
My pwnage, look out for my next post, it's called My Pwnage...
My pwnage, pwnage, pwnage, pwnage, my pwnage
Makes all the little n00bz wan to drool,
And makes them stf.u
My pwnage makes all the little n00bz wan to drool
And makes them stf.u, my pwnage
(Where'd everybody go?)

[Dwilah]

Hehe, parodies. I used to write a ton of really stupid ones for anime and stuff...reading this one makes me wanna write one of my own almost, but I can't think of a song to do. I have no rhythm. LOL.

[Viceroy Odantis]

have you seen my other parodies?