SWG Tales

OMG!!! W0000T!!

I love you Skarr! ROFL. I may sing that at the parties.


Seret.. your's are funny too.

For you Skarr ole buddy...

Carol of the Trandosian


Hark! how the Skarr, green evil Skarr
All seem to say, all men he slay.
Christmas is here, bring jawa beer
To young and old, meek and the bold
Ding, dong, ding, dong, that is his song,
With TK moves and funky grooves
Oh some have said, Imps without heads
From everywhere, flying through air
O, how they pound, bone-cracking sound
O'er sand and rock, exposing his <BLEEP>

Bothan necks will wring, while Skarr will sing
Songs of good cheer, christmas is here!
Scary, Scary, Scary, Scary christmas!
Scary, Scary, Scary, Scary christmas!

On, on they send, kill without end
Their joyful scare to every lair
Hark! how the Skarr, green evil Skarr
All seem to say, throw bones away.
Christmas is here, bringing you fear
To young and old, meek and the bold
Ding, dong, ding, dong, that is his song
With TK moves and funky grooves
One seems to hear screaming in fear
From everywhere, blood in the air
O, how he chokes, going for broke
O'er hills and dales, telling Skarr tales

Gaily he cries, while people die
Drinking his beer, christmas is here!
Scary, Scary, Scary, Scary christmas!
Scary, Scary, Scary, Scary christmas!

On, on he goes, calling Twi'leks hos
On, on he kills, forgetting his pills
Ding dong ding dong

nice one again...

and dammit, now I gotta create another!

I had to give it a try...no laughing

Nocturnus night, quiet night
'Round the bar with a pint
Lokian grit in food on your plate
Must eat quickly the shadows won't wait
Walk with blaster in hand
Walk with blaster in hand

Nocturnus night, quiet night
Casino wakes with its lights
Patrons travel from planets afar
Dancers mingle about the bar
Walk with dice in hand
Walk with dice in hand

Nocturnus night, quiet night
Wait "til dawn, douse your lights
Round the corner deadliness lurks
In the shadows silence works
Wake with blaster in hand
Wake with blaster in hand

good job guys ..... and girls

Skarr wrote:awww crap thats right...I'm so busy looking at other features I forget to look at her head lol

oh well too late now!

*Unzips the latex suit and out pops a purple Twi'lek*

/worship Skar!
/worship Seret!
/worship Dwilah!

Loved them

omg im sitting here in tears.. these are awesome! can we use some for the party on the 26th? please say yes

use them all!

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas



It's beginning to look a lot like Nocturnus
Everywhere you see;
Take a look in the Midnight Casino,
Slot machines all aglow
With music and cheer and glee.

It's beginning to look a lot like Nocturnus,
Sand in every pore,
But the prettiest sight to see
Is Ekade in her panties
OUt on the dance floor.

A pair of composite boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Novall and Kirt;
Robots that will talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Mess'tar Dooo;
And Zannon and Dwilah can hardly wait
To be alone again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Nocturnus
Everywhere you meet;
And, there's a lizard in the TKA Temple,
Meditating and still,
Deciding who should be the next to get the beat.

It's beginning to look a lot like Nocturnus;
Soon the music will start,
And the band that will make it grand
Is the Kreetles in the bandstand
Their songs are off the charts

---- Instrumental Interlude ----

Sand in every pore,
But the prettiest sight to see
Is Ekade in her panties
OUt on the dance floor.

OMG!!!

/worship skarr

Well I seem to be the target of jokes now days. Out of all 200 people I get picked on in these kinda things. Well I can atleast keep the thought that Ekade is the target of almost everything.

Damn...Dwilah and Zannon have more sex in Skarr's songs than anywhere else...I think the green machine may have found a new fetish for himself.

To Skarr:
Again, nicely done.

To Jaminos:
Hey man, that means your more popular than most of the 200. You should be proud, jokes or not. I got a freakin' half-naked drawing of me posted at the boards and 20 jokes at my expense and you cry about your spelling. /slap

To Zannon:
Hey give the lizard a break man. He's like Santa Claus... he only comes once a year.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

Seret Sajet wrote: To Zannon:
Hey give the lizard a break man. He's like Santa Claus... he only comes once a year.

/chokes
/dies laughing


No wonder the lizard twins don't have lady friends!

Jaminos wrote:Well I seem to be the target of jokes now days. Out of all 200 people I get picked on in these kinda things. Well I can atleast keep the thought that Ekade is the target of almost everything.

That is what I am here for babe.