Things You Learn from (Old School) Video Games

[Ringo Montgomery]

While hunting, your canine compainion will often laugh in your face, yet no amount of bullets will wound him.

Princesses are never in the castle you suspect them to be.

If you require a vehicle, and the vehicle is not there, simply wait around for it to appear. If a teammate happens to also be waiting for the vehicle, kill him - he would never be able to use it like you anyways.

[TramelRaggs]

If there is an item of infinate power that is broken into many pieces, there are really two and the bad guy already has his assembled.

A quarterback under immense pressure will be able to throw a ball 99 yards to Jerry Rice in the end zone.

If you buy a system by Sega, you will be the only one with it.

[Endrin]

Dont touch any manner of creature unless your jumping on its head or one of two things will happen 1 you will die or 2 you will shrink to dwarf size

Dont eat orange flowers they give hella heartburn

Eating green mushrooms makes you live longer

If your having trouble opening a door fire 5 rockets into it , it will unlock

[KirtViza]

If you Kill everything and loot their bodies, Dont throw away anything, Everything serves a purpose's (( I have a problem with tossing junk, then finding out I need it later ))

If you can solve the puzzel, Get the walkthrough (( just about any game with puzzles..I hate em))

If an old man says your strong with the force, He's expecting you to pay for more time to play.((Swg))

If your in a strange alley, and a beautiful women says she wants to "Show" you a good time, shes lying and her boyfriend will rob you..(( Return to Krondor))

[Jotun]

Your sure to find a power-up, ammo, gun or maybe an extra life in that crate over there...