Few facts about Jaminos IC

Maybe you should consider the features I have built in to my helmet. They might help you re-evaluate your feature set to something more realistic and helpful.

In Jabe's helmet:

- Built-in wireless G
- Plays mp3s
- Access to Google (this is my favorite feature, I can instantaneously google someone on the fly. As we all know google can report you current combat stats, lifetime bio and any porn sites your character has been featured on)
- Access to "SWGTails.com" when I am bored
- Hardware firewall and antivirus
- Runs FreeBSD w/ Mozilla Firefox 1.01 (sorry Ekade had to do it)
- Vonage, I save tons of credits on international calls

As you can see my helmet is very realistic but is also powerful. Not to mention all the skill mods like Intimidation +5 when listening to prodigy in battle.

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Jabe Adaks wrote:Maybe you should consider the features I have built in to my helmet. They might help you re-evaluate your feature set to something more realistic and helpful.

In Jabe's helmet:

- Built-in wireless G
- Plays mp3s
- Access to Google (this is my favorite feature, I can instantaneously google someone on the fly. As we all know google can report you current combat stats, lifetime bio and any porn sites your character has been featured on)
- Access to "SWGTails.com" when I am bored
- Hardware firewall and antivirus
- Runs FreeBSD w/ Mozilla Firefox 1.01 (sorry Ekade had to do it)
- Vonage, I save tons of credits on international calls

As you can see my helmet is very realistic but is also powerful. Not to mention all the skill mods like Intimidation +5 when listening to prodigy in battle.

Jabe
You forgot Bluetooth, so you can talk to me in MY helpmet.
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X'an Shin wrote:You forgot Bluetooth, so you can talk to me in MY helpmet.
I'll work on adding that. I was too busy with the convenient bounty hunter tracking device holder...

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Mine has surround sound and an S-video jack... Its all built in to my red turbine. my wrist datapad has a text messenger, and a GUI.

IC things Whar recently "aquired" from Pale:

the nifty rifle with scanning device, and special fire settings (which Whar leaves at home)
The wrist armor with built in interface, including voided codes to the prison building.
There are several sensor devices that Pale used, that Whar is trying to reverse engineer. He will probably make them available to others once he has figured them out.

Everyone and their brother has Incapped Whar...
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Ok, here is MY ubese helmet:

-cost...to high to even fathem...wen put up on ebay last time, it went fer the price of a dozon star destroyers...

-invisible...the helmet is invisibile, thats why you never see it on skorixor

-holloprojecter...the helmet is a hollographic projecter in it. You see Skor is actually 1 meter tall, not 3 metters as he is viewed to anyone else...that way if someone goes to shoot him in the face or chest it goes through thin air and then skor willrun up and punch the attcker in the nuts

-pez dispenser...hey a lizzard has to eat and since the helmet never comes off he has to eat something

radar...the onhelmet radaar can track 1000000 objects at once over the space of a hemispeere of a planet

bomb...if anyone touches the helmet it explodes into the touchers face killing them while protecting skor from the thermonuclear blast

detectuon stuff...don't even try to record anything skor ever says cuz you will only here jabba laughing "ho ho ho" in its place...

rebreathur...the helmet has a filtur so no harmful gas can get into skors lungs. It can also filtur oxygen from outerspace so skor can breathe even if he is ejected from his ship

laser beam eyes...dont even look at me the wrong way cuz you will melt

fm radio w/ 8 track...a lizzards gotta groove man

x ray scanner...dont ever try to hide anything from skor cuz he can see through anything altho he usually has it only set to see threw female twilek clothing

cameras...the helmet has cameras in the back of his head so there is no way you could sneak up on skor from behind either

patriot missile system...should anyoine try to shoot skor with a missile his helmet will comm to his portable patriot missile system which will knock the misile out of the sky

Binaca spray...hey it can get a little gamey if the helmet never comes off

bluetooth...gotta talk to da homies

speakers...if anyone ever trys to attack skor the speakers will automatically blare MC Hammer's "U Can't touch dis"

materials..made of a new unknown spaceage polimer that is not metal and cannot be taken by the "magnet in the pocket"

video screens...inside the helmet there are many many screens showing all sorts of things including trandoshan pron unless its saterday and then it shows golf

Onstar..in case skor gets lost he can talk to someone

additional stuff:

silk pj's...skor wears silk pj's all the time there is nothing special about them but that they just feel good on his scales (but you cant tell hes wearing silk pj's because of the holloprojectur in his helmet)

ysalarmi backpack..these are the sloth like creatures that cancel out any force abilities so no jedi can ever do anything to skor

gun...skor carries a cdef pistol that has been modified to shoot proton mark 3 missiles instead of lasers

he also carries a survival knife as a backup but its the sharpest knife in the galaxy and can cut through anything....also has a compass in the handle



there are other things I cannot think of rite now and i will add them later when they come to mind
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