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MrDooo wrote: So no undy uproar here. Just like em. And He-Man kicks Joe's ass.

He-Man and Man-at-Arms were lovers...He-Man is busy with asses, but he sure isn't kicking them.



See how Man-at-Arms swoons into He-man's arms?

He-man was pure genius...

The names of the characters were so well thought out! Creativity like that is just not found nowadays.

MrDooo wrote: So no undy uproar here. Just like em. And He-Man kicks Joe's ass.

Blasphemy.

I have to agree with E-bo on this one...

Prince Adam gave off a hardcore feminine vibe. And so did Cringer. His sister was way more hardcore than he was.

Duke, Snake-eyes, and Rock n' Roll routinely kicked all kinds of ass. AND they always had a safety tip for youngsters.

I would tend to agree with E-bo as well. GI Joe was the greatest cartoon ever. And I'm not saying that just because I was one of the more prominent members of that team. But I was. And I ruled too. And I could kick He-man's ass.

And you know He-Man was digging other guys because he never hooked up with She-Ra. Even if it was his cousin or whatever. If I had a cousin like that I'd forget for a day. Might make the reunions a little ackward but hey, thats only one day a year.

Krusshyk wrote:I have to agree with E-bo on this one...

Prince Adam gave off a hardcore feminine vibe. And so did Cringer. His sister was way more hardcore than he was.

Duke, Snake-eyes, and Rock n' Roll routinely kicked all kinds of ass. AND they always had a safety tip for youngsters.

Kicked all kinds of ass? By missing with their bullet-free laser-type guns every time? Cmon! He-Man was a "Master of the Universe". We're talking much grander scale here. I mean, if he had to take on any of the Joes or Cobra he wouldn't even HAVE to use his sword to deflect their shots since they'd all be wide.

MrDooo wrote:

Krusshyk wrote:I have to agree with E-bo on this one...

Prince Adam gave off a hardcore feminine vibe. And so did Cringer. His sister was way more hardcore than he was.

Duke, Snake-eyes, and Rock n' Roll routinely kicked all kinds of ass. AND they always had a safety tip for youngsters.

Kicked all kinds of ass? By missing with their bullet-free laser-type guns every time? Cmon! He-Man was a "Master of the Universe". We're talking much grander scale here. I mean, if he had to take on any of the Joes or Cobra he wouldn't even HAVE to use his sword to deflect their shots since they'd all be wide.

Look fish-man. You have to realize the bias of the media as they covered our exploits. Of course they only showed the bad stuff. And they didn't want to let the kiddies at home see all that death. They did the same thing to my good friend Hannibal Smith. The Colonel and his team were all excellent shots. But did they show that? NO.

I blame it on the media and there trying to influence young children in the 80's. You see where that got us.

Times you see cobra shot:

The twins, on the hand, he screams "ouch" and drops his gun

Coba troopers in the chest during the episode where cobra developed an armor for their troops that made lasers not hurt them.

Choppers, vehicles of all nature, with of course the enemy ejecting at the last second.

and..

The movie...tons of kickass in that bad boy...too bad they wussed out of killing Duke with that lame "oh ok he's better now., dude took a poison spear to the chest...TO THE CHEST PEOPLE


But yeah, being a fan of both i have to say but one thing.

He-man vs. GI Joe may be an epic battle waged for eons...until Optimus Prime shows up and kicks both their asses

I had action figures of all of them. I LIKED Transformers but no where near as much as GI Joe. I think I am predjudiced against robots or something. And I had a ton of He-Man, still do because I never really played with it, including Castle Greyskull. I just didn't like the fact that the He-Man action figures didn't have elbow and knee joints. And the battle damage figures were a bit stupid.

In order, i actually liked GI JOE>TRANSFORMERS>HE MAN, now i loved em all, had figures for all..now my parents claimed i was a big Prime fan, but i know i was more into GI Joes, had all the toes and stuff, the mobile command center, etc.

Castle greyskull pwned face too....and skull mountain with the voice changer...nice


I've been trying to remember an old cartoon someone help me..futuristic cops, their captain was a black guy/cyborg..and before they'd run into battle they'd go "Its crime fighting time!"

anyone?

COPS and Bullet-Proof was the Leader.

Edit: Per google search becasue I forgot what it stood for:

C.O.P.S., the Central Organization of Police Specialists, fights crime in a future time!
Led by Bulletproof, the C.O.P.S. use their futuristic crime fighting equipment to catch
Big Boss' mobsters and protect the innocent.

I always envisioned this scene where.... somewhere in the horrible writing of Power Rangers... Voltron showed up to destroy the copy cats!

Also, The Transformers would sooooo pwn the Joes and that back water Etheria place He-man and Man-at-Arms frollicked in. But then... ya gotta give that bumbling Orco the chance that he'll win one for the team by turning 'everyone' into tribbles!

Viceroy Odantis wrote:In order, i actually liked GI JOE>TRANSFORMERS>HE MAN, now i loved em all, had figures for all..now my parents claimed i was a big Prime fan, but i know i was more into GI Joes, had all the toes and stuff, the mobile command center, etc.

Castle greyskull pwned face too....and skull mountain with the voice changer...nice


I've been trying to remember an old cartoon someone help me..futuristic cops, their captain was a black guy/cyborg..and before they'd run into battle they'd go "Its crime fighting time!"

anyone?

That's C.O.P.S Alonzo. Fighting crime in a future time!

For reference, there is a whole thread devoted to these cartoons and toys. Check it folks.

MrDooo wrote:

Krusshyk wrote:I have to agree with E-bo on this one...

Prince Adam gave off a hardcore feminine vibe. And so did Cringer. His sister was way more hardcore than he was.

Duke, Snake-eyes, and Rock n' Roll routinely kicked all kinds of ass. AND they always had a safety tip for youngsters.

Kicked all kinds of ass? By missing with their bullet-free laser-type guns every time? Cmon! He-Man was a "Master of the Universe". We're talking much grander scale here. I mean, if he had to take on any of the Joes or Cobra he wouldn't even HAVE to use his sword to deflect their shots since they'd all be wide.

You know, tree huggers like you in the 80's didn't support the Joes and that caused the budget down at Joe Headquarters to get cut...because of their limited funding, they had to disband and the evil Cobra terrorists were able to operate freely around the world. If it the Joes were able to continue to operate on a full budget, they would have been able to prevent the 911 attacks...but instead you put your faith in a dude that was scantily clad and hung out with some dork named Orko that wore a scarf even when it was hot out!! Good move there...he was probably off brushing out battle cat when the world needed him most.

Harsh...fucking harsh

No one blamed the Snorkels...frenchie frog bastards that they are