How will your character die is SWG?

[Oroho]

The Empire is pleased to announce the extermination of the notorious rebel Oroho Eila, who 2 days ago was ruthlessly shot with a blaster at point blank range by the Trade Federation. This incident occurred in an Imperial munitions dump on the planet Dantooine. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Easy, girl. You smell something?" just before expiring. Oroho Eila was reportedly accompanied by a beat-up astromech droid who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will put a new coat of paint on the Death Star.

And here I thought I was on good terms with the good ole Trade Federation... unpaid dues I guess...

[Safia]

The Empire is pleased to announce the extermination of the notorious rebel Safia Storm, who 6 days ago was callously choked to death with the Force by Darth Vader. This incident occurred in a stinky swamp on the planet Yavin. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I'm coming, Ben!" just before expiring. Safia Storm was reportedly accompanied by a bearded old jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will destroy a small planet

Wonder who the bearded old jedi was? hmmmmmm heheh

[Sepiv]

The Empire is pleased to announce the expiration of the notorious rebel Sepiv "Jinx" Cithe, who 7 days ago was absolutely dismembered with a lightsaber by the Trade Federation. This incident occurred in an Imperial munitions dump in Mos Eisley. The deceased was reported to have shouted "One thing's for sure - we're all gonna be a lot thinner!" just before expiring. Sepiv "Jinx" Cithe was reportedly accompanied by a chatty protocol droid who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will take the Death Star for a pleasure cruise.

LOL! Well at least she gave cause of a pleasure cruise! :-D

[Keer]

Gorath is pleased to announce the destruction of the wretched scum "The Burbo", who just last night was the victim of a ruthless Cu Pa-jacking. This incident occurred on top of Lady Valarian during the Outer Rim "Freak Neek" on Ryloth. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Whipid! WHIPID GOOD!!" just before expiring. The Burbo was reportedly assisted by several Ugnaughts who fled the scene with his credit card. To mourn the loss of this great citizen, Darth Vader will breathe "The Imperial March" through a harmonica at the funeral.


...okay, I just wanted to see The Burbo's obit. And yeah, I changed it up just a teensy bit.

[X'an Shin]

Gorath is pleased to announce the destruction of the wretched scum "The Burbo", who just last night was the victim of a ruthless Cu Pa-jacking. This incident occurred on top of Lady Valarian during the Outer Rim "Freak Neek" on Ryloth. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Whipid! WHIPID GOOD!!" just before expiring. The Burbo was reportedly assisted by several Ugnaughts who fled the scene with his credit card. To mourn the loss of this great citizen, Darth Vader will breathe "The Imperial March" through a harmonica at the funeral.


...okay, I just wanted to see The Burbo's obit. And yeah, I changed it up just a teensy bit.

YOU WIN.

Thread over.

;)

[Orph@N]

The Empire is pleased to announce the eradication of the notorious rebel Doolac Bloodhorn, who 8 days ago was absolutely killed in a lightsaber duel by Emperor Palpatine. This incident occurred in a spaceport on the planet Dagoba. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I hope the old man got that tractor beam out of commission or this is gonna be a real short trip!" just before expiring. Doolac Bloodhorn was reportedly accompanied by a bearded old jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will use the Force to levitate a taun-taun.


The Empire is pleased to announce the demise of the notorious rebel Orph, who 4 days ago was helplessly swayed to the Dark Side by Darth Tyranus. This incident occurred in a Hutt palace on the planet Hoth. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Jub jub!" just before expiring. Orph was reportedly accompanied by an elderly reclusive uncle who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will use the Force to levitate a taun-taun.


Somebody likes Taun-Tauns too much O_o

JUB JUB forever!!!!!!!!!!

[Krusshyk]

The Empire is pleased to announce the extermination of the notorious rebel Safia Storm, who 6 days ago was callously choked to death with the Force by Darth Vader. This incident occurred in a stinky swamp on the planet Yavin. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I'm coming, Ben!" just before expiring. Safia Storm was reportedly accompanied by a bearded old jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will destroy a small planet

Wonder who the bearded old jedi was? hmmmmmm heheh

This one is by far the best I have read...I totally thought "Sanford & Son" when I read it.

[Infercall]

The Empire is pleased to announce the expiration of the notorious rebel Infercall, who 8 days ago was callously blown to smithereens by a Rancor. This incident occurred in a secret rebel base on the planet Alderaan. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Easy, girl. You smell something?" just before expiring. Infercall was reportedly accompanied by an elderly reclusive uncle who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will declare a new Imperial holiday called "We Killed the Rebel Day".

That isn't right, I'm an Imperial Colonel. =C

[Orph@N]

Ahh crap, weapon carrying Rancors were all gonna die!!!! :O

[Jerrel]

The Empire is pleased to announce the demise of the notorious rebel Jerrel Huntsmen, who 3 days ago was ruthlessly disintegrated with a thermal detonator by a snow stormtrooper. This incident occurred in a cantina on the third moon of Endor. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Quick! Make the jump to hyperspace!" just before expiring. Jerrel Huntsmen was reportedly accompanied by a chatty protocol droid who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will take the Death Star for a pleasure cruise.

At least it took a thermal to take me out.

[Jerrel]

I put in some major characters and here's what I got

The Empire is pleased to announce the termination of the notorious rebel Luke Skywalker, who 6 days ago was callously crushed in a trash compactor by Prince Xizor. This incident occurred in a Hutt palace on the planet Bespin. The deceased was reported to have shouted "That's what I get for using the Force!" just before expiring. Luke Skywalker was reportedly accompanied by a Mon Calamari captain who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will use the Force to levitate a taun-taun.

The Empire is pleased to announce the extermination of the notorious rebel Han Solo, who 6 days ago was absolutely crushed in a trash compactor by a snow stormtrooper. This incident occurred in a shipyard on the planet Hoth. The deceased was reported to have shouted "That doesn't sound so bad..." just before expiring. Han Solo was reportedly accompanied by a beat-up astromech droid who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will declare a new Imperial holiday called "We Killed the Rebel Day".

The Empire is pleased to announce the death of the notorious rebel Leia Organa, who 9 days ago was brutally shot down in a fighter by a probe droid. This incident occurred in a rebel outpost on the planet Mon Calamari. The deceased was reported to have shouted "That was no laserblast - something hit us." just before expiring. Leia Organa was reportedly accompanied by a roguish smuggler who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will declare himself the baddest dude in the galaxy.

The Empire is pleased to announce the death of the notorious rebel Darth Vader, who 5 days ago was maliciously shot down in a fighter by Jabba the Hutt. This incident occurred in a smuggler's hideout on the planet Onderon. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I'll be back in the sequel!" just before expiring. Darth Vader was reportedly accompanied by a bearded jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will put a new coat of paint on the Death Star.

[Jabe Adaks]

I am surprised nobody has answered the question posed in the subject line of the thread... So here goes.

Yes, the reason my character will die is SWG.

Jabe

[Oniss]

The Empire is pleased to announce the death of the notorious rebel onissosk, who 6 days ago was maliciously frozen in carbonite by Darth Vader. This incident occurred in an Imperial shipyard in the Spice Mines of Kessel. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I hope the old man got that tractor beam out of commission or this is gonna be a real short trip!" just before expiring. onissosk was reportedly accompanied by a bearded jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will take the Death Star for a pleasure cruise. .....well better get to diggin' my grave

[Seret Sajet]

Shot in the head by Zannon.

Don't know why, don't know how, just know thats how it will happen.

He'll probably be cleaning it and it will go off or something. Much like how he spends his Sunday evenings.

[Ekade]

Shot in the head by Zannon.

Don't know why, don't know how, just know thats how it will happen.

He'll probably be cleaning it and it will go off or something. Much like how he spends his Sunday evenings.

I had a more interesting death in mind for you.. but your toon is in good shape and might manage to survive the ordeal.