SWG Tales

Things are getting interesting now, here's week 4's results

MrDooo's Apples 85 Final
MERCS 69

Rodian Rage 95 Final
Praetorians 33

Team Temple 63 Final
Purple Kreetles 71

louisville legends 77 Final
Cookie Monsters 76

Rope-A-Dopes 56 Final
Drunken Monkeeees 56

And the standings

1. louisville legends 4-0-0 1.000 309 W-4 5 7
2. Team Temple 3-1-0 .750 325 L-1 4 -
3. MERCS 3-1-0 .750 276 L-1 3 2
4. Rope-A-Dopes 2-1-1 .625 215 T-1 8 6
5. MrDooo's Apples 2-2-0 .500 284 W-1 7 5
6. Cookie Monsters 2-2-0 .500 279 L-1 6 11
7. Rodian Rage 1-3-0 .250 242 W-1 1 1
8. Purple Kreetles 1-3-0 .250 186 W-1 10 12
9. Praetorians 1-3-0 .250 156 L-1 9 7
10. Drunken Monkeeees 0-3-1 .125 221 T-1 2 17

I hate this game and I hate Brett Farve.

E-bo Obi wrote:I hate this game and I hate Brett Farve.

At least yer losing streak is over, and Bret Favre may be old but last night
he showed he still has more ability then most of the QB's 10 years younger
then him. What sucks is my once great 49'ers....../mourn



Zzzzzz

Oh no my friend. Brett Farve cost me that game. His 2 turnovers contributed to 11 points for my opponent. I hate him. He should die.

Yeah I knew someone was going to hate Favre today. Those 4 TD's and on a Monday Night game, that's got to suck.

E-bo Obi wrote:Oh no my friend. Brett Farve cost me that game. His 2 turnovers contributed to 11 points for my opponent. I hate him. He should die.

Poor Bret he cannot win for losing...."damn I'm in a quandary,
if I throw 4 TD's to a colection of receivers any other QB would have no hope with I might force the action and get a turnover which might steal victory from the Inebriated Chimps but if I play conservativel and throw maybe just 1 TD but have no TO's we are likely to now score many points thus allowing
the Chimps's opponents to accumulate vital points through their ability to limit
our yardage and total points.......damn whats a country boy to do?!"

I actually heard him on Sportscenter wondering the above, I could tell he felt
like it was a Kobayashi Maru type of situation.


Zzzzzz

Cookie Monsters 82 Final
MERCS 52

MrDooo's Apples 77 Final
Praetorians 43

Rodian Rage 60 Final
Purple Kreetles 44

louisville legends 44 Final
Drunken Monkeeees 60

Team Temple 64 Final
Rope-A-Dopes 54

Standings

1. Team Temple 4-1-0 .800 389 W-1 4 -
2. louisville legends 4-1-0 .800 353 L-1 5 10
3. Cookie Monsters 3-2-0 .600 361 W-1 6 12
4. MrDooo's Apples 3-2-0 .600 361 W-2 7 6
5. MERCS 3-2-0 .600 328 L-2 3 3
6. Rope-A-Dopes 2-2-1 .500 269 L-1 8 7
7. Rodian Rage 2-3-0 .400 302 W-2 1 4
8. Drunken Monkeeees 1-3-1 .300 281 W-1 2 17
9. Purple Kreetles 1-4-0 .200 230 L-1 10 12
10. Praetorians 1-4-0 .200 199 L-2 9 9

Drunken Monkeeees 72 Final
MERCS 65 (Let me note that I now hate the E. James)

Cookie Monsters 46 Final
Praetorians 39

MrDooo's Apples 66 Final
Purple Kreetles 72

Team Temple 80 Final
Rodian Rage 71

louisville legends 82 Final
Rope-A-Dopes 64

Standings

1. Team Temple 5-1-0 .833 469 W-2 4 -
2. louisville legends 5-1-0 .833 435 W-1 5 10
3. Cookie Monsters 4-2-0 .667 407 W-2 6 14
4. MrDooo's Apples 3-3-0 .500 427 L-1 7 7
5. MERCS 3-3-0 .500 393 L-3 3 5
6. Drunken Monkeeees 2-3-1 .417 353 W-2 2 21
7. Rope-A-Dopes 2-3-1 .417 333 L-2 8 8
8. Rodian Rage 2-4-0 .333 373 L-1 1 6
9. Purple Kreetles 2-4-0 .333 302 W-1 9 13
10. Praetorians 1-5-0 .167 238 L-3 10 12

EDGE CUTS LIKE A KNIFE BABY!!!! HE'S A PTP'R!!!!

E-bo Obi wrote:EDGE CUTS LIKE A KNIFE BABY!!!! HE'S A PTP'R!!!!

I know, I love the Colts but 30 points come on, how do you compete with that? The guy only had 2 TD's all season, I wake up to find instead of beeing a .666 team I'm .500 blast you templ teams!

He didn't quite do the Shaun Alexander happy dance that secured Team Templ's victory, but he still did manage to stomp a mudhole in your a...butt!

GO TEMPLE! I mean GO PENN STATE! Yeah.

E-bo Obi wrote:He didn't quite do the Shaun Alexander happy dance that secured Team Templ's victory, but he still did manage to stomp a mudhole in your a...butt!

GO TEMPLE! I mean GO PENN STATE! Yeah.

Yeah not only did Team Templ win but they did so with one of their players on the IR! Who'd have thought Ekade was capable of such pwnage. Perhaps a team name change is in order.

Hashum wrote:
Yeah not only did Team Templ win but they did so with one of their players on the IR! Who'd have thought Ekade was capable of such pwnage. Perhaps a team name change is in order.

Never doubt the pwnage of Ekade again, fool!



But seriously, I was simply dealt a good hand. I signed up, then lost my password. So basically I have just been sitting here winning. I need to find it and make some changes because, as I am told, some of my players are hurt.

lol. I have advised the Kiva that she may wish to add a player to that slot in her roster and perhaps watch her QB situation after yesterday. Although with Alexander I don't know that she even needs a team. Oh and don't forget ward was out of action this week too. She had 3 injured starters and still won.

E-bo Obi wrote:lol. I have advised the Kiva that she may wish to add a player to that slot in her roster and perhaps watch her QB situation after yesterday. Although with Alexander I don't know that she even needs a team. Oh and don't forget ward was out of action this week too. She had 3 injured starters and still won.

That's just sad. Poor Zannon.