Funny Signature Sayings....

[X'an Shin]

May the Force be with you.....

...and also with you.

[Orph@N]

May a 100 rabid gerbils visit your colon. /bow

[Jabe Adaks]

Wanted:

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.

Jabe

[Jerrel]

Wanted:

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.

Jabe

LOL good one man

[Jabe Adaks]

Wanted:

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.

Jabe

LOL good one man

I wish I could take credit for it, but its been around. Dunno who made it.

Jabe

[warsloth]

one of my all time favorites...

"I am Jack's raging bile duct. Put a gun to my head, and paint the walls with my brain."

I can't take baby sandwich credit, That was my friend from school, we started describing hardasses as "someone who would eat a baby sandwich."