PostedWed Sep 22, 2004 2:56 pm
SD Zannon wrote: I was hiding under Ekade's dress...
Just watch where you are wiggling those sensors mister.
Just watch where you are wiggling those sensors mister.
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Just watch where you are wiggling those sensors mister.
PostedWed Sep 22, 2004 3:02 pm
Don't bash it 'til you've tried it.Ekade wrote:SD Zannon wrote: I was hiding under Ekade's dress...
Just watch where you are wiggling those sensors mister.
/cough
PostedWed Sep 22, 2004 4:44 pm
Please help me SD;
I bought me a phat new ride, and was pimpin down the main drag in Mos Eisley last night. I thought this would help me draw the love and affection of the lovely Tatooine ladies walkin the streets.
All the ladies I passed covered their noses, and ran in the other direction. The only lovin' I could find was at the Tusken Fort.. I had to chew my arm off after that one. What's wrong with my technique?
I bought me a phat new ride, and was pimpin down the main drag in Mos Eisley last night. I thought this would help me draw the love and affection of the lovely Tatooine ladies walkin the streets.
All the ladies I passed covered their noses, and ran in the other direction. The only lovin' I could find was at the Tusken Fort.. I had to chew my arm off after that one. What's wrong with my technique?
PostedThu Sep 23, 2004 4:52 pm
Dear Lost in Love,Ceka wrote:Please help me SD;
I bought me a phat new ride, and was pimpin down the main drag in Mos Eisley last night. I thought this would help me draw the love and affection of the lovely Tatooine ladies walkin the streets.
All the ladies I passed covered their noses, and ran in the other direction. The only lovin' I could find was at the Tusken Fort.. I had to chew my arm off after that one. What's wrong with my technique?
Sounds like your problem is with your own personal image. While showing off your expensive landspeeder (and possibly trying to compensate for something but we won't get into that) you try to mask your own personal visage. This is a mistake, embrace who you are.
But maybe you need a change. Maybe its time for EXTREME GALAXY MAKEOVER. First lop off that flowing mane. I know you think chicks and in fact they do.... back in the clone wars days. This is a new age, with new looks. Have you considere short, purple hair? Its all the rage now. Next we need to do something about your clothes. Sure the tusken like them but so do womprats and your one-night-tusken-fort-stand was only a notch above that. Go for something sleek, stylish and wild. I suggest the color red, to show your fiery rage with accents of blue, to show the soft, inner romantic.
But if all that fails, look into purple Twi'lek dancers. They seem to go nuts for the flowing longhairs. I think its something in the water.
Best of luck,
SDZ
PostedThu Sep 23, 2004 11:55 pm
SDZ, my Righteous Rodian,
I have a personality that loves intellectual debate. Not to get all amped for amping's sake or draw attention outside of constructive input, but really as a road to learn by exchanging ideas, the true essence of all communication.
Recently, and as late as today, I and X'an Shin debated a topic near and dear to all galactic beings, "The 3 R's". Readin', Ritin', and 'rithmetic (Who in the hell came up with...? Anyway...). While I believe this conversation was rated "E", enjoyable for everyone and kids of all ages, it made Dwilah cry on several occasions and refrain from further contribution.
I feel that some may not understand that my main motivation and that of X'an as well, if I may presume to speak for him, was to exchange ideas on a matter of galactic importance!!! Not to spread negativity, which leads to fear, which leads to anger, which leads to...one of the few worthy quotes of the prequels. Ya' know what I'm saying?
I know that our discussion was well observed, as the thread "Views" jumped from 72 to 109 in the time of our latest discussion. I just hope that no one misinterpreted our affinity for mutual discourse for anything other than what it was, two of the the greatest criminal minds in the galaxy exercising our mental agility. 'Twas the Star Wars equivalent of Lex Luthor and Professor Moriarity discussing the finer points of corruption (X'an has to be Luthor. The baldness thing. Keer'd be Moriarity because the Professor wore capes, and Keer wants him some capes).
Besides convincing the entire Forum Board (and ourselves) how smart we really are, this is good practice for fending off Imperial inquiries, parrying CorSuck District Attorney indictments, telling Death Star security that "We're all fine here", and convincing Bounty Hunters that "I don't have the money with me" so they drop their guard.
We're both smugglers, conning -aHeM- convincing beings is what we do.
Surely, our conversation went better than our last discussion, which was no naked Ugnaught mind you, but still didn't win any mentions in the Gorath Times' "50 Most Beautiful Ithorians" Issue.
In fact, this latest talk was so elevated from last time, that at this positivity rate Keer Tregga and X'an Shin will be finishing each other's sentences by the time the Sledge Hammer and the Freight Skate leave Nocturnus drydock.
So what do you say, SDZ? Will X'an and I owe the equivalent of wookiee Life Debts to each other by the time of our ships' first 50,000 light-year inspection? Will Doctor Dwilah Thinnel invent the first Bacta-based "Dry Eyes" eyedrops, thanking us for the inspiration?
Signed,
Loquacious Lekku
I have a personality that loves intellectual debate. Not to get all amped for amping's sake or draw attention outside of constructive input, but really as a road to learn by exchanging ideas, the true essence of all communication.
Recently, and as late as today, I and X'an Shin debated a topic near and dear to all galactic beings, "The 3 R's". Readin', Ritin', and 'rithmetic (Who in the hell came up with...? Anyway...). While I believe this conversation was rated "E", enjoyable for everyone and kids of all ages, it made Dwilah cry on several occasions and refrain from further contribution.
I feel that some may not understand that my main motivation and that of X'an as well, if I may presume to speak for him, was to exchange ideas on a matter of galactic importance!!! Not to spread negativity, which leads to fear, which leads to anger, which leads to...one of the few worthy quotes of the prequels. Ya' know what I'm saying?
I know that our discussion was well observed, as the thread "Views" jumped from 72 to 109 in the time of our latest discussion. I just hope that no one misinterpreted our affinity for mutual discourse for anything other than what it was, two of the the greatest criminal minds in the galaxy exercising our mental agility. 'Twas the Star Wars equivalent of Lex Luthor and Professor Moriarity discussing the finer points of corruption (X'an has to be Luthor. The baldness thing. Keer'd be Moriarity because the Professor wore capes, and Keer wants him some capes).
Besides convincing the entire Forum Board (and ourselves) how smart we really are, this is good practice for fending off Imperial inquiries, parrying CorSuck District Attorney indictments, telling Death Star security that "We're all fine here", and convincing Bounty Hunters that "I don't have the money with me" so they drop their guard.
We're both smugglers, conning -aHeM- convincing beings is what we do.
Surely, our conversation went better than our last discussion, which was no naked Ugnaught mind you, but still didn't win any mentions in the Gorath Times' "50 Most Beautiful Ithorians" Issue.
In fact, this latest talk was so elevated from last time, that at this positivity rate Keer Tregga and X'an Shin will be finishing each other's sentences by the time the Sledge Hammer and the Freight Skate leave Nocturnus drydock.
So what do you say, SDZ? Will X'an and I owe the equivalent of wookiee Life Debts to each other by the time of our ships' first 50,000 light-year inspection? Will Doctor Dwilah Thinnel invent the first Bacta-based "Dry Eyes" eyedrops, thanking us for the inspiration?
Signed,
Loquacious Lekku