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Well, it wasn't practically nothing...

The whole point was that they got dumped on a planet where both of them could create primative weapons from their species' pasts. He used a log, some sulfur, probably some saltpeter...not really nothing.

Although Skor did get pwned by a jr high chem lab.
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Yeah be we all know any Twi'lek dancer could get Kirk in bed and then it would have been all over.
Well, the problem with that is.. and I really hate to admit this.. Kirk is just so flat-out pwn at everything that my plans to seduce him would backfire completely. I would find myself utterly seduced by him after but one intense Kirk kiss.

Kirk is like James Bond.. he can make any woman his own just by looking at her the right way.

/shrugs helplessly
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Hashum wrote:
Yeah be we all know any Twi'lek dancer could get Kirk in bed and then it would have been all over.
Well, the problem with that is.. and I really hate to admit this.. Kirk is just so flat-out pwn at everything that my plans to seduce him would backfire completely. I would find myself utterly seduced by him after but one intense Kirk kiss.

Kirk is like James Bond.. he can make any woman his own just by looking at her the right way.

/shrugs helplessly
You know he keeps Twi'lek saves don't you?
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There was a reason he wore Gold! :cool:
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also Wookies pwn Klingon's.
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Hashum wrote:also Wookies pwn Klingon's.
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Krusshyk wrote: Although Skor did get pwned by a jr high chem lab.
WRONG!

SKOR PWNED THE CHEM LAB!!!!!

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Oooo, another good point,.... even though it was technically burgandy... it was Kirk's crew that more or less made and broke the rule about getting killed because you wore red in the 80's Trek movies! :D
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Skorixor wrote:
Krusshyk wrote: Although Skor did get pwned by a jr high chem lab.
WRONG!

SKOR PWNED THE CHEM LAB!!!!!

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Well played, sir. Well played. Oh and by the way...

And you can consider this thread...
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Sai'nu wrote:Oooo, another good point,.... even though it was technically burgandy... it was Kirk's crew that more or less made and broke the rule about getting killed because you wore red in the 80's Trek movies! :D
Spock bit it.
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Ekade wrote:
Sai'nu wrote:Oooo, another good point,.... even though it was technically burgandy... it was Kirk's crew that more or less made and broke the rule about getting killed because you wore red in the 80's Trek movies! :D
Spock bit it.
Ok, I have to admit Spock is the one thing ST has going for it. That Vulcan grip is uber l33t pwn.
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Hashum wrote:
Ekade wrote:
Hashum wrote:
Yeah be we all know any Twi'lek dancer could get Kirk in bed and then it would have been all over.
Well, the problem with that is.. and I really hate to admit this.. Kirk is just so flat-out pwn at everything that my plans to seduce him would backfire completely. I would find myself utterly seduced by him after but one intense Kirk kiss.

Kirk is like James Bond.. he can make any woman his own just by looking at her the right way.

/shrugs helplessly
You know he keeps Twi'lek saves don't you?
It's obvious that the idea of Twi'lek slaves is a shameless ripoff of the Orion Slave Girl concept. And Kirk most definately indulged in that.

He can get away with it. He's Kirk. He's from the old school. He's not afraid to slap a woman. (In the future, political correctness is abolished for a time.. then is re-instated around the time of ST:TNG)
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Ekade wrote:
Hashum wrote:
Ekade wrote: Well, the problem with that is.. and I really hate to admit this.. Kirk is just so flat-out pwn at everything that my plans to seduce him would backfire completely. I would find myself utterly seduced by him after but one intense Kirk kiss.

Kirk is like James Bond.. he can make any woman his own just by looking at her the right way.

/shrugs helplessly
You know he keeps Twi'lek saves don't you?
It's obvious that the idea of Twi'lek slaves is a shameless ripoff of the Orion Slave Girl concept. And Kirk most definately indulged in that.

He can get away with it. He's Kirk. He's from the old school. He's not afraid to slap a woman. (In the future, political correctness is abolished for a time.. then is re-instated around the time of ST:TNG)
You are weak woman. Can I get a second opinion?
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Ekade wrote:
Sai'nu wrote:Oooo, another good point,.... even though it was technically burgandy... it was Kirk's crew that more or less made and broke the rule about getting killed because you wore red in the 80's Trek movies! :D
Spock bit it.
Ahhhh, but he was wearing 'red' and he came 'Back'!!! :wink:
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Ekade wrote:Spock bit it.
He got better.
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