SWG Tales

The lamest of the lame. What can you come up with?

I don't need a survey device to tell me the OQ on your wood, baby.

hmm, Ekade remomended me to you, said somthing about she taught you everything she knows? *hides behind an Ekade FlameSuit*

/emote points to pants
/say This is MY wooden staff. Would you like to take it for a swing?

Even if my torpedo doesn't go in...impacting on the surface can be really fun too.

Hey baby. Show me your "Death Star" and I'll show you how to do a proper "trench run."

LOL

Do you want made up ones or the ones I've actually heard in the cantina?

"Hey babe, wanna see how big my rifle is?"

X'an Shin wrote:Hey baby. Show me your "Death Star" and I'll show you how to do a proper "trench run."

omg Im chocking on my food from this one..LOL

Show me your buff and I'll show you my /tip

Random afk entertainers says:

"PLEASE TIP YOUR ENTERTAINERS"

Reply:

"Tip hell, I'll give you the whole thing baby"

Sadly, the amount of BAD pickup lines I have hear vastly exceed the "good" (aka funny) ones.

"Wanna cum on my Yacht?"

X'an Shin wrote:Hey baby. Show me your "Death Star" and I'll show you how to do a proper "trench run."

"Its a hit!"
...
"Negative, just a pecking on the surface..."

Jabe

"You must be a Jedi... you've been controlling my mind all day"

"My face is at the shuttleport and its leaving in 5 minutes... be on it"

"Yeah I'm an Adaks baby. Call me "Goesallnite."

and the most effective...

"Yes I'm purple... everywhere"

Seret Sajet wrote:"Yeah I'm an Adaks baby. Call me "Goesallnite."

Now everbody know about us, just great...

Jabe

or there's always Serets favorite:

"If you think my head tails are big, wait until you see what's in my pants!"

Or Skarr's favorite....

"Yes I have scales... everywhere.... wait where are you going? Come back! I'm so lonely"