SWG Tales

ok, the sw marketing machine is gearing up for the release of ep3. Now for easter I had SW light side and dark side m&m's, and now my wife presented me with this:

Limited Edition Star Wars Cheez-its....that's right, Cheez-Its...with Vader on the front of the box lifting the cheez-its with his force powers...I guess I never realized that cheez-its were full full of sith-goodness


the one cool thing about it though, is with 2 proofs of purch, you can get a supposedly exclusive ep3 poster, which is waaaaaaaaaaay better than the lame cloak poster that has been released...this one is a close up of the vader mask, and in the eyepiece area is a refelction of anakin and obi-wan dueling

I've got nothing against the guy when it really boils down to it, but wow! Where does all the money go?! He's gotta be bored by now with his $100 bill toilet paper rolls. The money hasn't stopped avalanching in since 1977!

I know that I want that poster. If I have to buy a couple boxes of Cheez-Its, which I don't even like as drunken food, to get the poster, I will.

Where does the cash go though with Lucas? I've never seen him wear anything other than blue jeans and plaid shirts. I know that he likes cars, but after all that King Solomon would still look like a welfare case. And the 350 million for the Presidio is serious cheese, but still that's below what any one of the SW movies net so far.

Like I said, I'm not mad at him. Go Capitalism! But still, dayum.