SWG Tales

Don't you just love coming into the air conditioned office in the morning when it's 80 degrees outside? Yeah me too.

So it especially gives me the red ass when I have to go rooting around through our fucking dumpster to take out all of the garbage that some cock-sucking piece of shit put in it over the weekend.

This jag bag put 5 car tires, a screen door, a full sized wooden door (with a diamond shaped window still in it), about 15 2 x 8 planks, a handful of decorative molding, and a fucking folding table in our empty dumpster over the weekend. Oh, and a few bags full of normal household waste. Including rotten vegetables, eggs, take your pick.

In all seriousness, I would consider coming into work on sunday night and parking across the street so that when the fucker comes back (as he invariably does, because this happens EVERY summer), I can put a tire iron through his window. Maybe even knee cap him.

I would gladly pay for the damage to his window, but it would be nice to put the fear of god into him....if only for my own personal edification.

A few bucks for a window sounds like a pretty fair trade for the 3 hours I had to tromp through garbage because he put tires in our dumpster. Wouldn't you agree?

I should help you. A guy likes to dump all of his crap in ourdumpster and oh my lord is it some of the worst things in there. From used toilet paper to used condoms. I have to friggen tranfer it from our place to the city dump because some ass hole cannot dump his shit somewhere elles. I once found a bag in there that had his dead damn cat in it. I wish I knew who it was so I could Jam my size 13 foot up his ass! I get to do this once every two weeks. I wished I could camp up on the roof with a friggen Barret and wait for his ass to try and pull that crap again. But I have to follow the rules and be a good little troll and tranfer his shit for him every two weeks

Shoot him and burn the body. Nobody will ever know

You don't work at my old Apartment complex, do you?

Because I'm VERY guilty of dumping garbage in their dumpsters on at least an annual basis. Now, I have an excuse:

A). I used to live there and didn't drop a ton of garbage off while we lived there, and
B). It's garbage dumpsters, so I'm actually not breaking any garbage codes by dumping more garbage into them.

But I can safely say I've never dumped garbage in a corporate dumpster. That's too low class even for me. ;)

Krusshyk wrote:Don't you just love coming into the air conditioned office in the morning when it's 80 degrees outside? Yeah me too.

So it especially gives me the red ass when I have to go rooting around through our fucking dumpster to take out all of the garbage that some cock-sucking piece of shit put in it over the weekend.

This jag bag put 5 car tires, a screen door, a full sized wooden door (with a diamond shaped window still in it), about 15 2 x 8 planks, a handful of decorative molding, and a fucking folding table in our empty dumpster over the weekend. Oh, and a few bags full of normal household waste. Including rotten vegetables, eggs, take your pick.

In all seriousness, I would consider coming into work on sunday night and parking across the street so that when the fucker comes back (as he invariably does, because this happens EVERY summer), I can put a tire iron through his window. Maybe even knee cap him.

I would gladly pay for the damage to his window, but it would be nice to put the fear of god into him....if only for my own personal edification.

A few bucks for a window sounds like a pretty fair trade for the 3 hours I had to tromp through garbage because he put tires in our dumpster. Wouldn't you agree?

Any bills with a name in said garbage. You know... bank statements with account numbers?

Actually we checked the trash for bills and such...the cop even offered to help us out...fine fellow. We found nothing. Just more stinky trash.