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Ronald McJock?
PostedWed Jun 08, 2005 5:13 pm
by Keer
Because it didn't quite qualify for "The Stupid Shit Thread"....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050607/us_ ... _ronald_dc
Why don't they just have a UFC match between Ronald and Jared of Subway? That would settle it once and for all.
PostedWed Jun 08, 2005 5:18 pm
by Keer
Oh, and box of McDonald Land cookies says the clown gets Jared to tap out within 4 minutes.
PostedWed Jun 08, 2005 5:23 pm
by MrDooo
$100 on the clown.
PostedThu Jun 09, 2005 4:12 am
by Illbleed
As if Ronald McDonald is not scary enough what with the exaggerated facial expressions and his unusual gathering of friends
(Obsessive-Compulsive ie see Hamburgler)
(Mentally Challenged--Grimace)
Now he can kick your ass too!
PostedThu Jun 09, 2005 4:21 am
by X'an Shin
Dude that's not even a fair fight. Jared is obviously a total wimp, but the clown's a lightweight, so it could be interesting and go all the way to a 9 round slapfest.
But seriously, that skinny clown in candy-cane tights and clown-boots? No, I'm supposed to look at that and think "athletic?"
Hooookaaaayyyyyy.....
PostedThu Jun 09, 2005 4:24 am
by Skorixor
X'an Shin wrote:Dude that's not even a fair fight. Jared is obviously a total wimp, but the clown's a lightweight, so it could be interesting and go all the way to a 9 round slapfest.
But seriously, that skinny clown in candy-cane tights and clown-boots? No, I'm supposed to look at that and think "athletic?"
Hooookaaaayyyyyy.....
you don't need to be athletic if you can shove that giant shoe up jared's ass
PostedThu Jun 09, 2005 4:41 am
by X'an Shin
Skorixor wrote:you don't need to be athletic if you can shove that giant shoe up jared's ass
You do if you're hoping to fit a size 23 (hello, clown shoe) up there. That takes some effort.
PostedThu Jun 09, 2005 1:46 pm
by warsloth
Next thing you know Joe Camel will make a comeback, and start fighting crime alongside the ninjaturtles, and helping that Truth organization.
I think Jarred might have some flappy skin left, and look really nerdy, but I think he could unleash some rage. Im conflicted. Ronalds special move is probably.... oh, the "molestation" or the "bad touch"
Clowns bother me.
PostedFri Jun 10, 2005 11:33 pm
by Illbleed
warsloth wrote:Clowns bother me.
I'm in total agreement, man. I wouldn't say I'm deathly afraid of them, I just dislike them.
Alot.
PostedSat Jun 11, 2005 2:09 am
by Kyanus
I'm in total agreement, man. I wouldn't say I'm deathly afraid of them, I just dislike them.
Alot.
Oh yeah, clowns are just...they all need to go away. Let's leave it at that.