SWG Tales

so I finally have a long overnight trip to montreal, so I decided to check out what I could

first off, montreal still sucks ass, just like I've said before...canadians who think they are french, so they are snobby and elitist and smelly...fun mix

second point, do not ever try "montreal's famous smoked meat sandwich." I should have gotten a clue when they don't tell you what kind of meat it is...couldn't finish it or get the taste out of my mouth, not to mention the burp aftertaste...

so I then went to the mall next door to the hotel...80% of the mall was women's clothing, and women's shoes (oh boy!)..in fact there was a shoe store called "Yellow," but the store wasn't yellow, and they didn't carry anything yellow...

so here's the only good part of the trip, on the night before this when we arrived late (about 1130pm thurs night) I get to the room and start flipping channels, most of which are in french...simpsons just isn't as funny in french...so anyway it's flip, flip, flip, flip, flip the channel...flip flip flip flip WAIT WTF IS THAT, flip back, flip back, and there's a girl masturbating showing all her glory on a regular broadcast channel (like nbc or cbs here)...

so I go "awwww yeah, free porn", and then it switches to an infomercial for an ab cruncher...WTF??!?...so I start unpacking my stuff, and after a few minutes it switches back to girl again!!! apparently late night infomercials go like this...4 minutes of stupid product you'll never buy, 2 minutes of slow motion porn to keep you tuned to the channel, 4 minutes garbage, 2 mins of girl on girl action...repeat for an hour...I was lmao


so people sucked
mall sucked
food sucked
free porn infomercials

Talk about teasing!

It was all in your mind. You know, like when people think they're drinking water at a beautiful oasis in the desert and then suddenly they realize all they have is a mouthful of sand. IT WAS ALL INFOMERCIAL SKOR, FACE THE TRUTH!!!

Skorixor wrote:and there's a girl masturbating showing all her glory on a regular broadcast channel (like nbc or cbs here)...

She wasn't really there, the vision was a side effect caused from eating "montreal's famous smoked meat sandwich" which you ingested prior to watching television. Its really quite genious, most frenchmen realize they want to eat out after seeing that and so they get returning customers.

Jabe

Jabe Adaks wrote:

Skorixor wrote:and there's a girl masturbating showing all her glory on a regular broadcast channel (like nbc or cbs here)...

She wasn't really there, the vision was a side effect caused from eating "montreal's famous smoked meat sandwich" which you ingested prior to watching television. Its really quite genious, most frenchmen realize they want to eat out after seeing that and so they get returning customers.

Jabe

nope cuz I ate the sandwich the following day

IT"S TRUE...THE PORN INFORMERCIAL IS TRUE I TELL YOU!!!!!!

jetlag then

I just want to know why aren't more people jumping all over Skor eating a "smoked meat sandwich?"

There's comedy to be had here, people!

(I'm too busy)

X'an Shin wrote:I just want to know why aren't more people jumping all over Skor eating a "smoked meat sandwich?"

There's comedy to be had here, people!

(I'm too busy)

http://www.skull1.com/smokedmeat.wav

X'an Shin wrote:I just want to know why aren't more people jumping all over Skor eating a "smoked meat sandwich?"

There's comedy to be had here, people!

(I'm too busy)

Looks like no one's wants to bite

Skorixor wrote:

X'an Shin wrote:I just want to know why aren't more people jumping all over Skor eating a "smoked meat sandwich?"

There's comedy to be had here, people!

(I'm too busy)

http://www.skull1.com/smokedmeat.wav

ROFL!

Funny stuff...

Maybe the chick clickin' it was just a satisfied customer giving her own special product testimonial?