Why France can "suck it"
PostedThu Jul 14, 2005 3:07 pm
For the love of crap...just when you think French people couldn't make themselves look any more high handed and snobby, they pull a doozy of a double whammy.
First off, the removal of baseball and softball from the olympics as of 2012. President of the IOC Jacque Rogge (nice name, dork) made some really intelligent comment about how these sports can "prove that they deserve to be in the olympics". Wow. When I think of sports that have proved they deserve to be medal events, I think vividly of curling. Let's sweep some ice and throw some stones. Sounds very worthy of worldwide competition. Also, the biathalon comes to mind. Ski. Shoot. Repeat. How someone from Chicago has not won this event yet baffles me.
Baseball is too American? And THAT is the reason it should be excluded? Forgetting the fact that the US has never won a gold medal in olympic baseball, and wasn't even representing North America in the last olympics...sounds like a great reason. Oh and then there is softball. Dominated by US women all 3 times it has been an olympic event. Sure...let's take out what has become one of THE most publicized olympic events for women. They don't need anymore opportunities to smash stereotypes about how women shouldn't or can't be athletes. Way to go you chauvanist bastard.
Secondly...21 uptight French sissies are suing a Japanese governor. Yeah, that's right...they are suing Japan. For what you ask? Is it for crimes against humanity? Violation of international law? Oh no, it's a far more heinous act than those...they are suing the governor of Tokyo for saying that the French langauge is a "failed international language".
Holy shit...you can sue people for slamming your country or language? Dude...we should start filing claims against every resident of Iran, Syria, and North Korea and just wait for the cash to start flowing in. If saying, "Your language has failed internationally" is worth 94,000 dollars...then being called "the great evil" has GOT to be worth a couple hundred thousand. Someone call the attorney general and have him start drafting papers. We could make a fortune. Here is the article.
http://asia.news.yahoo.com/050713/ap/d8bahg901.html
I read this article and I wanted desperately to punch someone. How pretentious do you have to be to pull garbage like this? Oh, of course...it's typical of me, the piggish American, to insult the French...because we are, afterall, war mongering and undignified pigs. But I wonder if they ever consider the fact that Americans despise the French because they are a bunch of high handed assholes? Doubtful, as they are probably too busy drinking shitty wine, eating shitty cheese, and giving cigarettes to babies to actually notice that they are total shit heads.
I thought it was lame when people started calling things "Freedom" fries and "Freedom" toast a while back. However, as of this posting, I wholly support the removal of all french influence on American culture altogether. It's now called Freedom salad dressing and Freedom silk pie as far as I am concerned. Screw Jacque Rogge. Screw those 21 translators and teachers. And screw the rest of France. It's sad that a country with as much historic beauty as France is full of ugly people. Next time they get invaded, I say we stay home, drink beer, and watch it on tv. All the while saying, "Wow...I would almost feel bad for them if they didn't have it coming."
Edited to say: I used some harsh language initially, which, after re-reading, sounded inappropriate. Apologies. I toned it down a notch. I am still displeased, just with softer language.
First off, the removal of baseball and softball from the olympics as of 2012. President of the IOC Jacque Rogge (nice name, dork) made some really intelligent comment about how these sports can "prove that they deserve to be in the olympics". Wow. When I think of sports that have proved they deserve to be medal events, I think vividly of curling. Let's sweep some ice and throw some stones. Sounds very worthy of worldwide competition. Also, the biathalon comes to mind. Ski. Shoot. Repeat. How someone from Chicago has not won this event yet baffles me.
Baseball is too American? And THAT is the reason it should be excluded? Forgetting the fact that the US has never won a gold medal in olympic baseball, and wasn't even representing North America in the last olympics...sounds like a great reason. Oh and then there is softball. Dominated by US women all 3 times it has been an olympic event. Sure...let's take out what has become one of THE most publicized olympic events for women. They don't need anymore opportunities to smash stereotypes about how women shouldn't or can't be athletes. Way to go you chauvanist bastard.
Secondly...21 uptight French sissies are suing a Japanese governor. Yeah, that's right...they are suing Japan. For what you ask? Is it for crimes against humanity? Violation of international law? Oh no, it's a far more heinous act than those...they are suing the governor of Tokyo for saying that the French langauge is a "failed international language".
Holy shit...you can sue people for slamming your country or language? Dude...we should start filing claims against every resident of Iran, Syria, and North Korea and just wait for the cash to start flowing in. If saying, "Your language has failed internationally" is worth 94,000 dollars...then being called "the great evil" has GOT to be worth a couple hundred thousand. Someone call the attorney general and have him start drafting papers. We could make a fortune. Here is the article.
http://asia.news.yahoo.com/050713/ap/d8bahg901.html
I read this article and I wanted desperately to punch someone. How pretentious do you have to be to pull garbage like this? Oh, of course...it's typical of me, the piggish American, to insult the French...because we are, afterall, war mongering and undignified pigs. But I wonder if they ever consider the fact that Americans despise the French because they are a bunch of high handed assholes? Doubtful, as they are probably too busy drinking shitty wine, eating shitty cheese, and giving cigarettes to babies to actually notice that they are total shit heads.
I thought it was lame when people started calling things "Freedom" fries and "Freedom" toast a while back. However, as of this posting, I wholly support the removal of all french influence on American culture altogether. It's now called Freedom salad dressing and Freedom silk pie as far as I am concerned. Screw Jacque Rogge. Screw those 21 translators and teachers. And screw the rest of France. It's sad that a country with as much historic beauty as France is full of ugly people. Next time they get invaded, I say we stay home, drink beer, and watch it on tv. All the while saying, "Wow...I would almost feel bad for them if they didn't have it coming."
Edited to say: I used some harsh language initially, which, after re-reading, sounded inappropriate. Apologies. I toned it down a notch. I am still displeased, just with softer language.