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Open Letter to Jacques Chirac
PostedWed Nov 09, 2005 3:13 pm
by Jabe Adaks
President Chirac,
Send in the Germans. They'll all be hiding in their houses in no time.
Sincerely,
Jabe Adaks
PostedWed Nov 09, 2005 4:24 pm
by X'an Shin
Ha ha ha.
Actually, I think they said they're about ready to surrender to their "citizens."
PostedWed Nov 09, 2005 6:31 pm
by Jerrel
The daily show did a crack about how this is a race to see which side would surrender first.
PostedWed Nov 09, 2005 6:40 pm
by X'an Shin
Jerrel wrote:The daily show did a crack about how this is a race to see which side would surrender first.
Looks like that would be France. DeVillipen or whatever his name is just caved and gave the rioters like 100 hojillion Francs or whatever in business and tax incentives.
No word yet if he's going to pay for all of the businesses and cars that got torched. Probably not.
Lesson learned: Burn France if you need money. I'm heading over there right now.
PostedWed Nov 09, 2005 8:30 pm
by Jabe Adaks
Ya know I broke my own rules posting this.
Self-modded.
Jabe